The Purge!

Look up Peter Theil, the Federalist Society, and The John Birch Society.

That’s who’s cooking.

What could possibly have been a nearby beacon?

Dubbya proportedly abdicated a ton of responsibility.

With the Patriot Act in full effect, we really have no idea what was going on.

Face.dropping like a plane hit it.

Those who trust in God, remember God seemed pretty ok with this.

Not much ambiguity. Comedic timing.

*They arent giving away the answers for nothing.

Not sure if this is official onion or not, but this one hit bullseye.

If i can guess at their point is:

25% people need fear to stay in line

75% congress needs to feel the same risks as everyday people

Why is no one questioning God’s involvement?

Pretty sure all the AI companies were hoping to wrap the internet in their AI as a user interface, for a fee oc.

Talk about a (hazy) grey area…

https://www.secretboston.co/blog/weed-the-first-online-sale-ever-unpacking-an-ecommerce-legend

Leopards eating everyone’s face these days.

Depends on how good the lawyers were that wrote the thing you said you read when signing up.

Found the Summerian astronomer.

All that elevator money did him right.

Guy Flame, Fire Inspector.

6 pm AMC. 9pm Bravo

5th Panel: laying on a physiatrist’s couch saying “maybe i should have been a firefighter instead”

Well, that’s you boat now.

He of the holey gourd: