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UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

cave slop

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cave slop

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UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    these caveman needed to relief some stress too I guess.

  • CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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    I absolutely love how she has a little bit of tummy. True artist, no rockshop for this one.

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      From way back when people were actually attracted to women, not just hypersexualized images

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        Most people still are.

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    The other day a patient came up to the new nurse I’m orienting to awkwardly request “Vaseline and… idk. Something else I guess?” And she, in complete seriousness, asks if he needs toothpaste or deodorant maybe? Meanwhile me and my less new coworker are making prolonged and intense eye contact, each of us daring the other to break first. The patient eventually settles on socks (I would likely have suggested a washcloth or tissues, but I digress), which my oblivious coworker goes and grabs for him. Afterwards, due to both this and some other instances, I was just like. “Girl. Are you ace?” and she was like “omg how can you tell? …I’m missing subtext again aren’t I?” She’s not even a new nurse, she’s just new to us. It’s like she has so low of a drive personally that she can’t even register horniness as a possible motivation for other people.

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      FML I still don’t understand it. Can you explain it to me?

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        Dude needed to goon.

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          Oh, so I guess he was staying in the hospital? I imagined a dude randomly entering the nurse’s office asking for vaseline lol.

          • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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            yeah it gets lonely in there. Some of my coworkers get weird about but idk I worked with men exclusively for like 2 years and like yeah. They gotta (for the most part anyway). The healthy ones just don’t do it in the hall.

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        He was going to masturbate into a sock.

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    Think of how much ancient semen there must be around there

    • ThePuy@feddit.nl
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      I didn’t want to think about it tho :(

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        more thoughts for me then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      Cave dust

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    Thought the pic was a satellite view of the strait of Hormuz lol

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      Lol the Strait isn’t even in that picture.

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        That’s what I get for sleepy posting.

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          You almost caught it middle right.

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    Dont make fun of Oong’s waifu.

  • 𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au
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    Finally some realistic beauty standards

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    Thicc

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    Tbf she is really flaunting it or possibly also some random scoring in some stone

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    Proportions are wrong, head too small, clearly AI slop /s

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      Generally artists have to put effort into drawing facial features smaller. Because as people we concentrate on the face it’s hard not to frame them with oversized proportions. I have to respect the “but that ass tho” approach to solving that problem.

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