She was a popular sports radio host and former MNF sideline commentator. I think it’s going to be tighter than I like.

I haven’t noticed mine in decades but we all had them growing up.

We also yearly got these pink tablets to chew that colored your teeth - darker meant you weren’t doing a great job brushing your teeth.

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It’s the cheapest way to dispose of a body.

“my strange addiction” had an episode where a lady did exactly that multiple times a day.

When my dog died, the ashes came in a plastic bag.

When I die, my body is bequeathed to the local university. When they are done with it, it goes into a group cremation. They will send ashes to your family if they want.

Prisons are typically single sex and I don’t think they will put people in the correct prison.

That doesn’t help getting your hands to where the hdmi port is.

She probably has duties in the parking lot like picking up carts or doing curbside deliveries.

At my previous job, all developers were given desktops running windows server. It was horrible but I spent 95% of my time in a Linux vm so I got by while I was there.

In 2020, there were two white men running.

When put my vacation time in I always write “this is a notification, not a request” in the notes.

My old house got tons of box elders and asian beetles. The side with the most sun would be absolutely caked on sunny fall and spring days. When they got inside, I’d use the vacuum with long extension hoses to suck them up. They have a smell but I would call it stinky – just kind of old and musty.

Hershey’s chocolate tastes like wax and vegetable oil.

It’s light out until 9pm in the summer.

Or they crank the volts to keep amps down.

I didn’t see any mention of which standard was used to calculate range so I’m assuming CLTC.

You’d think he would have set up a usenet server running over UUCP. Or perhaps writing sendmail.cf files by hand?

She’s being put out to pasture which isn’t a promotion. It’s most likely to keep her from selling a book.