I hate candy corn, but those little pumpkins made from the same earwax and termite honey are kind of okay sometimes. I think because the shape leaves the inside a little less dry.
That is the best description of that horrid mass. 🤣🤢🤘🏼
People don’t like candy corn??
I’m like the only person I know IRL who likes it. The most common complaint is the texture but that’s my favorite part
My favorite part is using them as monster teeth! I like to nibble them from pointy tip to fat ass one at a time when eating them, the texture is perfect!
I only know of one other person in real life that actually likes them, most people dislike or are indifferent.
I love that tasty compacted sand
They shouldn’t have that texture unless they are old and stale or really cheap. Like chocolate, they vary from brand to brand.
I like Brach’s the best.
But stale is when they’re the best lol
Agreed. I’m biased because of nostalgia, but my mom would get us the little candy corn pumpkins around Halloween time!
Yes. Are you not people?
Uh. Fuck yeah?? Who likes fondant 🤢
Candy corn is not fondant.
What if corn syrup was somehow both chalky and waxy? I bet people would pay us to put that in their mouths.
I would. I’m eating the pumpkins right now
God is dead and you have killed him
Winner!! 🥰🤘🏼
Take his quickening.
I like candy corn, but only enough that I am fine with just a single handful, once a year.
I can barely make it through a single piece, but at least it’s better than a communion wafer? 😅🤢🤪
Actually, I could probably eat way more
styrofoam discscommunion wafers. They’re not sickly-sweet. 🤣I wonder if there’s a market for a “joke” snack food like white cheddar popcorn in a shape ironically similar to communion wafers… I hear they go great with shitty red wine, so that’s a huuuge market just waiting for a new product. 🤷🏼♂️
I unironically like white cheddar rice cakes becsuse they make me think of popcorn condensed into a communion wafer. Similar texture, and they taste super good.
See? There’s a market for sure!
The key with candy corn is mixing it up with peanuts or any kind of nut really. Then it’s just a payday.
Well that is something new to try this year, I’ve never mixed them with anything before.
Everyone is somebody’s marmite.
I would like that on a t-shirt with a lone pika on a rock howling into the wild, open sky as the background image. 🤪
OMG you need to search “pika yawning” because I can’t choose one for you!
😱 I… I need them all… 😭🥰
Ah thanks, you are too! :-P
All I know about candy corn is what it looks like and that it apparently tastes bad.
Considering that the people who dislike candy corn are the same people who think that Hershey is anywhere close to being chocolate and that Reese’s peanut butter cups tastes of anything other than pure sugar with a hint of peanut, I am terrified what candy corn tastes like.
Hershey is anywhere close to being chocolate
If it has a vomit taste, that may be due to butyric acid: https://www.thetakeout.com/why-hershey-s-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit-to-some-peopl-1846527404/
So yes, that’s intentional.
Candy corn rules
Candy corn is one of the only sugar based candies I like. But only fresh, if it’s stale it’s as bad as Skittles or smarties
But is that smarties (derogatory) or smarties (affectionate)?
I like candy corn but unfortunately I can only eat it in squared fashion. Like, one piece, then two pieces, then four pieces, then eight etc. until the juices are literally running out of my mouth and I have Type XII diabetes.
