When i worked in a mall there were no staff bathrooms.

I came to refer to the sound of nearby-diarrhea as “ringng the taco bells”.

Right after he won best supporting actor as well.

Such a great line! Right up there with “Zaphod’s just this guy, you know?” And the bit about the marketing division of the sirius cybernetics corp being the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Revelations is not a prophecy about today and cannot describe anything contemporary to us. It was a political allegory about what was going on at the time of it’s writing.

March/April, looks-like when the Middle-East goes kablooey … 2 mutually-exclusive "humankind"s occupying the same planet, & the global-deathmatch begins

When none of this happens i hope you will abandon these ideas and not trying to modify them.

I’m pretty sure that’s Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple breasted whore of eroticon 6.

Whoever thought of this one must have been so proud of themselves. It’s impossible not to read it in his voice. That line is very rodney dangerfield.

The Justice Department called the violence an attack plotted by antifa operatives but attorneys for the accused denied that characterization, saying there were no antifa associations and that it was merely a demonstration with fireworks before gunshots broke out.

The regime lied about what happened, lied about the protesters having any links to antifa groups and grossly misapplied terrorism charges.

But even if it had been exactly what the regime falsely claims it was, it’s undeniable that attacking the guards at a concentration camp deserves a medal of valor.

I personally find marvel movies boring, and a misuse of wealth, but marvel films aren’t boring in the same way that cars going around in a circle is boring, and they’re not gruesome in the way that eagerly waiting to see real people injured is gruesome.

See i was gonna say good because all motorsports are boring and gruesome displays of misused wealth.

One of the gems of the latter simpsons episodes is grandpa mocking the complaints of an iraq war vet “It was too hot, the USO show was rob schneider, US objectives were and remain incomprehensible.”

The same will apply here, except the uso show will be kid rock.

Also israel’s foreign policy objectives.

I got in trouble at work because I answered the official osha self-walkthrough report question “Was any horseplay observed?” by writing “Only light shinenangans that did not rise to the level of horseplay”

considering this corrupt regime has assassinated our leader

As a sport hating atheist it’s very weird to agree with the sports minister of a theocracy.

But you gotta admit, that’s a completely accurate assessment and a reasonable reaction.

Maduro has no connections to cartels and the trump regime has released prominent cartel figures so ‘cartel threats’ is a lie.

If this is anything more than a publicity stunt, the only real threat is maga voters upset at her covering for pedophiles. Whether the victims are the innocent or maga, the perpatrators are always maga.

It’s going to make snr devs get fired, surely?

They either refuse to sign off when boss wants them to and get fired or sign off and get fired when ai code they signed off on causes issues.

The rich benefit in some way from almost everything that happens, that’s how being an elite works.

But that doesn’t mean that the regime intented to massively spike oil prices. They’ll have so much more voter suppression to do now.

Yes, they’re evil, but they’re also frequently stupid. They fuck up a lot.

I think the headline is designed to be misleading - the dramatic tone implies a worse situation than the actual words describe.

It’s not how headlines are written now, but it would be more honest to say: Dubai to rely less on fresh food Perishable food in limited supply Fresh fruit and vegetables affected by war in iran

The UAE is not about to starve. It maintains strategic grain reserves and holds significant stocks of frozen and packaged foods, meaning the country is not facing a broader food shortage.

Lol no.

Who are we trying to impress with how un-creased are sheets briefly are before we sleep on them? Ourselves? We’re much too smart to be impressed by something so irrelevant.

This is a bad take on a bad day to be making such a bad take and the phrase ‘just asking a question’ is like the textbook red flag for a bad faith troll.