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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前

Tired of dating apps?

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Tired of dating apps?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前
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  • papalonian@lemmy.world
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    I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.

    Edit: I received the following response:

    This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.

    Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:

    Hello, how have you been?

    0/10, would not recommend.

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      I’m guessing you tick 2/4 boxes

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        I am full time.

    • figjam@midwest.social
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      You are braver than I am.

  • F/15/[email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF

    MUST BE
    -internet
    -a girl (negotiable)
    -ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
    -hungry

    SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

    Please email me at [email protected] Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk

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      How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean “chronically”?

      • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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        1 Bad at summing things up

        7 Have a hard time counting numbers

        4 Firstly, forgetting when what happened.

        Let me sum it up for you:

        • EvilCartyen@feddit.dk
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          Sorry, this comment hasn’t left me disappointed AT ALL.

          • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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            Fuck, at least I tried

      • F/15/[email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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        I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re

        • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          ally long salami that was shoved ins

          • Itzz Me@midwest.social
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            ide an oven wrapped in dough for 20 minutes at 2

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              deleted by creator

              • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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                Dick bitch dong licker

      • LostWon@lemmy.ca
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        I thought it might be a cute way to say they’d be a waste of time and money.

        • Farid@startrek.website
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          Uses Too Many Big Words

          Contention

      • Hjalmar@feddit.nu
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        The person may wish to be disappointed one disappointed at the time and would be disappointed to have disappointing flashbacks to previous disappointments. This person wishes to be disappointed by the disappointments in chronological order.

        I don’t know if this makes any sense but at least I learnt to spell disappointed

      • khannie@lemmy.world
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        Travelled back in time and the past is shite.

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      Can she be Polish but live in Canada?

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    I feel like posting a picture of what you want is kinda vain, shouldn’t they just have a headshot on the flyer? It’s not like this can get any more embarrassing.

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      The flyer does no good if nobody looks at it.

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      The pic is clearly Danny Phantom “fan” “art”.

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        I was thinking more Fairly Oddparents, but same artist.

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      Maybe that’s what she looks like.

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        If anyone who looks like that is single and desperate enough to be posting flyers, they should try sliding into my DMs. They’ll find love much quicker there.

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    Honestly, this takes more effort and is more creative than making a profile on a dating app.

    It is also pretty honest.

    … I don’t think this is likely to actually work, due to the obvious red flags, but it is probably more likely to actually work than doing this same thing on an app.

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    deleted by creator

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      You want increased birthrate? This is step 1.

      Of course I think that if Musk controlled a government dating site, it wouldn’t show white people any non-white matches. And wouldn’t support anything except two person, male/female relationships.

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    That went from funny to sad real quick

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    Catfish2Catfish communication.

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    deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    gonna pretend to care and when he asks for a pic, imma hit him with the goth Meg from family guy.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Meh, weak sauce. I’d settle for part time.

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