While originally topped with Velveeta, Altoona-style pizza is popularly topped with yellow processed cheese known as American cheese. The yellow squares of American cheese are a staple of this dish, used instead of the mozzarella or provolone common to other styles of pizza.

Everything about that paragraph makes me feel ill.

Fuck Meta. Fuck OpenAI.

Isn’t dysentery basically when you shit yourself to death?

Why is everyone poking fun at Vernon Wells? Because he’s intentionally being goofy for the picture?

It always was that though.

Darn. That’s just terrible.

Sad news.

I thought Hitler lived in the moon?

Find it on apkmirror and side load.

There are a few up on eBay already

Have you tried installing Google’s phone apk?

If 14 across isn’t Oracle I’ll be disappointed.

This is expected for non-legitimate reviews.

We can tell by the still being alive part.

And yet instead of waiting around to get lots of attention and people *quoting things he said before cops arrived he quietly got on a bus. Doesn’t track.

*fucking worthless autocorrect

You got me. 🙄

Not surviving what, the bus ride?

He was carrying it around for absolutely no reason and for long enough to get caught with it? Bullshit, it’s manufactured evidence.

Wake me up when this goes to court and the defendant is allowed to speak for themselves

Epstein. He won’t make it out of holding.

I’ve decided he’s such a waste of oxygen that he doesn’t deserve any kind of nickname.