Oxycontin crisis, satanic panic, Columbine and the proliferation of the modern school shooting crisis, all the tobacco execs lying to congress about nicotine being addictive and facing no consequences, and the open and acknowledged deployment of weapons of war in space thus opening us up to a brand new version of the Cuban missile crisis… In Space (space space space)

My biggest tinfoil hat take is that the fent was put there on purpose to punish drug culture, as the public discovered that many drugs that are scheduled aren’t really as harmful or addictive as we’re told when done in moderation, and they hated that they were losing control of the narrative that the police state is for your own protection.

So they decided to poison dissenters so they could say “See? Told you so.” I don’t think they quite realized how many opioid soccer moms were trying to cope at that point, but I wouldn’t expect much competence from a government that was willing to purge their own citizens for the crime of “going to a rave occasionally”.

Don’t forget all the climate stuff happening exactly as predicted like twenty years ago.

10 things we are so passionate about here’s what you’ve done for each, please correct me if I’m being too cynical of you personally, but this applies to most so:

Nothing

Nothing

Nothing, and how easy is it to get the ball rolling on union stuff

Nothing, consumed said media

Actively posting our worthless thoughts, we are ruining the internet rn

Voted for citizens united candidate or didn’t vote at all

Nothing

Nothing, maybe made the internet worse about it

Nothing

This is my favorite: nothing but with a sense of superiority for pointing it out

I don’t want you to take this as a personal attack but I feel like that’s what we as a generation are accomplishing in regards to your list.

These things are not some helpless thing we are assigned forever. We can be the change.

Purely as an excuse to post this video, Fascism never really went away… https://youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0

Every 100 years there will be a rise of facist, and only the Avatar can stop them.

There seems to be no opting out…

I remember in '99 the radio DJs loved talking about how there was a chance the world would end on new years, so there was a degree of anxiety, especially to dumb kids like myself

Y2K was a nightmare for us GenX. Months of overtime and late nights with lots of contractors coding 24/7. I hope I never have to go through that again.

Even as a teenager I was pretty crystal-clear on the fact that anybody who knew anything about how a computer worked also knew that Y2K was not the cataclysmic society-ending event that the fucking braindead news media were making it out to be at the time.

The dot com bubble was awesome for everyone that got out before the crash, and for most of the economy really. There’s a reason no one gave a shit about Clinton getting a blowjob.

I think it’s millennial specific though is the point. I would’ve been too young to get what was going on in the 90s

Who gives a shit what boomers think, genx literally are incapable of giving a shit about anything and genz are in their 20’s, what the fuck you care what a 20-something thinks about you? That’s the glory of your 40’s: you’re fat, old and don’t give a crap

Don’t forget we’re hated by baby boomers, Gen X, Gen Z and younger.

What? Why? Everyone seems to like me lol. You’re telling me they actually secretly hate me?

So much this. It boggles my mind that I was considered an “essential worker” and had to work every single day of the COVID shutdown when everyone else was staying home and social distancing. But I never got a raise or a bonus. I’m treated like dogshit stuck to my boss’s shoe. Collectively Millennials are the current backbone of the United States workforce and we are expected to keep society running but we are treated like shit and are paid a fraction of what our boomer parents were making at our current age.

Hold up. I’m GenX. I only hate Boomers.

I got nothing against millennials or younger. I even like whatever they’re calling the new generation with their 67 rotted brains. They’re simple folk, but hilarious.

I certainly don’t feel hated by Z.

I did mention skibidi toilets and 6 7 in front of a group of gen alphas and they literally cringed at me though lmao

'88 here. 9/11 sits at such a clear demarcation line for us. Happened in 8th grade where you’re still straddling the fence that’s childhood, while still capable of grasping the enormity of what was unfolding.

Though I also grew up in the rust belt, so there was always the sense that you were riding a wave that had long since crested.

Yep, things looked positive for a short while after the end of the cold war and the Internet became widespread when we entered the workforce. The advancement of the human race only seemed a matter of time.

But our Boomer parents weren’t willing to let anyone else have a bright future, keeping us away from any real power while driving exploitation of nature and people to the max to fill their bank accounts. If you look at the US, this is thill the case, with a gerontocratic political caste that fights tooth and claw to prevent the next generations from enacting change - somewhat like fucking elder vampires.

This version gives me Christopher Lee vibes, and we all know how much Saruman loves floods.