So he wants us to beat ceos. Got it

It’s different groups, the guy who got a bunny was unitedhealthcare. This guy is UnitedHealth … 😅

Oh god, is it John Doe?

So they went from .02% to .14% of his yearly take 🤣. They must not care very much about finding this guy

A bowl of farina, microwaved

It so so damn American to try to fix healthcare with gun violence

Taking bets on whether Trumpo learned anything during his last pandemic

The won’t cut the anesthesia, they will just send the patient a bill for thousands of dollars

Lol, how fast would he get merked for suggesting we cut Pentagon budget

Sounds like the preexisting conditions situation. We need Obama 2.0 to make Obamainsure

Wait, how could this child of his possibly serve time in a correctional facility without her magnetic mattress? 🤣

Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr

Oh no, poor zetaplays! I love that guy

The ludo narrative gap between how people behave and how a layman understands prisons work is what put us off of it.

Need bullets for your gun? Kill some prison monsters, they have them for some reason.

Why do people need to be sent to prison planet? Space travel must be so cheap, and the real estate market so awful in this future.

Ya know what every prison planet with automated shotgun robots needs? A 3d printer to make more guns… Drive down the value of smuggled weapons 🤣

That’s kind of the joke. “China rams Philippine ship…”. Like the country itself was ramming the ships.

Thank goodness nobody saw it.

Reading the headline… Isn’t that running the ship aground?

Or after November 😅

Reminds me of my summer car a bit. Looks fun!

I googled candy darter on incognito thinking it was a porn actress.