Peak dad bod
Hey, I just gave this dude a special overengendered glove!
This is crazy; what game is this from?
Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?
Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.
Gotta up your game boy.
Jon Peters: heavy breathing
Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.
I’m a massive elder scrolls fan
Didnt know Dwemer made those too
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
“The 30s are men’s best years!”
Meanwhile:
Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.
#notallhairloss
Vegeta?
I got the fading widow’s peak in my early twenties. And it hasn’t progressed at all in like twenty years!
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.
Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.
Also the last living Dwemer. Motherfucker was in a different dimension when the Dwemer vanished
Last living one we know of, at least.
What a grand and intoxicating bod!
These are actual teenage boys now though. Gen Alpha is so fucked.
I do hope many of them develop and grow up away from it. Otherwise I guess they’ll have to be lonely.
Honestly, there is hope for that. I feel like we’re all forgetting the anti-SJW YouTube pipeline that happened to Gen Z when they were around 16 (around 8-12 years ago now) and a lot of them grew out of that.
Think about what kind of politics these boys will have when they grow up though… It’s going to be even more authoritarian, anti-woman, etc.
Yeah but the good thing is that the gen after is probably not going to be equally retarded.
Urgot
I’ll bet his poophole is mechanized as well.
