I’ve been building a resistance to oxygen my whole life.

So, you wanna start a business together?

Sorry we have to bomb people in random countries instead.

Priorities.

covid orgies

Cough on me baby.

Wish I was this cool.

Oh boy more rent payments.

More scammers scamming me.

More douchebags looking to exploit me for profit.

I’ve “lived” enough on this shithole planet.

Because all those precious checks and balances work right?

Imagine invading the Americas. Hope you got allies in canada, central and or south America to establish a beachhead (assuming they havent been occupied).

D day only had to cross the channel and it was a immense effort.

What would the donors think?

losing in the way that shuts down the government is the lesser evil.

Standards are low. We can easily do better if we break these legacy political parties duoopoly on the electoral system.

“Send us money to keep first past the post voting safe the two party system intact!”

According to the very special imperial political spectrum created by the USA, they are leftists! Of course this has no bearing on reality, a perfect fit for our country the United Scammers and Assholes.

Your parents literally dont care what you think about the life they gave you. They got their dopamine, and they don’t give a shit.

Arm the homeless.

It has been apparent that you dont enjoy the slavery with extra steps so we went and removed the extra steps.

My FBI guy’s reaction when I navigate to a sketchy website to watch horny gay dudes do everything they can to each other for the 5th time today.

I undiagnosed myself. I’m okay. This is fine.

Remember the Dixie chicks

Everyone was a newbie at one point

Sometimes I just wanna give an asshole some homework to do. It takes zero effort to drop a “Source?” and then never read the reply.

But I started gaming with flight simulators.