Googly eyes always make me laugh. There’s a realtor in my area that has been advertising for decades on billboards, and sometime early 2025, some hero took extremely large googly eyes and stuck them over his picture. I have no clue what glue they used but they’re still up there.
This is how I found out from my mom that my family apparently has generational beef with theirs. My grandpa apparently loved terrorizing the guy’s dad because they were assholes and my mom ended up competing with him in real estate for a little while.
Thank you googly eyes.
Waymond? Is that you?
I once ordered a box of different sizes. Comes handy, occasionally.
Earthquake detection kit.
On a serious note, my issue with these is that they’re plastic and when they eventually fall off they’ll become litter.
Ah.
But then you realize what you ordered isn’t self-stick and you are disappoint.
Then you realize that you can now use those double barrel self mix tubes of epoxy so the eyes will never come off.
Well I’m off to the louvre
Goddamn. Easy, Satan.
What, pray tell, is satanic about permanent googly eyes?
You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.
Biblically accurate Moaning Lisa is coming soon! Also it’s to protest oil or whatever.
Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?
Soft cricket chirp every 1486.52 seconds.
Too good for superglue?
Depends on what I’m sticking the googly eyes to.
Hmm, goes off to check an unopened box of these I got a while back…
Well, how’s it go - Adhesive or disappointing ?
Hah, not found them yet! Tided up before Xmas & no idea where it was put. Now I’m thinking I should order more to be on the safe side & make sure they are sticky this time!
Same :(
When I had a housewarming party, I put a bunch of googly eyes in a bowl and instructed everyone to become googly eye terrorists in my new house.
It was really fun, and a great surprise to find all my eggs googly-eyed with pieces of paper with pleas for help written on them.
Still finding them to this day.
Vandal-eyes!
I got gigantic ones and then stuck them on the toilet cistern. To quote a friend “i hate how it keeps making eye contact when i piss in it”
Eyes up here --> 👀
👀 <-- and there
Now I’m convinced there should be a “My eyes are down here” shirt with googly eyes at titty level. Probably already exists but I’m too lazy to look it up.
Another one that might already exist: “My tits are down here.” With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.
I’ve seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.
These would be good for dead ICE agent bodies.
Finally, something I can get on board with!
Sometimes self care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent of teaching the next generation the joy of vandalism
It’s too bad they don’t sell them as stickers . Like on a sheet.
They do, but I’ve found those difficult to carry and you lose then when the sheet buckles.
They should put them on a strip and then have special applicators like pez dispensers. Eye gogglers, if you will. Patent pending patent pending patent pending.
You just reminded me of this candy from my childhood. Anyone else remember these?
Like one of these but googly eyes instead of tape.
Ah yes, biblically accurate shipping.
