Or his vanity to hide that rash on his neck, when the wind would have otherwise blown his combover off to the side.

Projection. Just like everything else

AI just assumed.

Hard to fault that hallucination though.

Iran might have been in the signal chats. I’m gonna take them at their word.

Careful guys, Pete might be on here to downvote.

I really want solar panel awnings over our deck. It’s south facing and the painted surface is easily 140°F in the sun.

Just need a cheap way to use the power from it to run the AC just in the other side of the porch.

After a sudden spike in their car insurance, healthcare, and home owners insurance rates.

Dynamic pricing is already here. If you don’t have the app on your phone dinner costs 25% more than for the tracked.

Yeah, plus it’s all part of flooding the zone. Everything distracts so nothing stays in the news.

Revolting actually.

That’s still assuming the detection of oncoming vehicles is good and the window/camera system is cleared and quick enough.

The auto high beams on my in-law’s new Honda doesn’t instill confidence that this will always be the case.

Good we should all be working 4 (or really 3) day weeks.

Why bother attacking an island when you can buy off a whole legislator in an actual superpower? They’ve been doing it state by state in the US, and they’re about to do the same to the whole country (this test run is largely working, obviously).

For burgers?

That comes in the Donner Party box

Too stretchy. Also no good in summer.

If you live where it’s cold flannel sheets are superior in every way (in winter at least).

The rest of them are pyros. But fun to hang out with.

True.

The ones I’ve seen also have had a fair amount of water damage. Which might be accidental, but seems a bit passive aggressive at best.

When the weather is more reliable than a countries geriatric leadership.

The bumpers on American fire engines are huge, and built to push cars right out of the way.

Similar to how they like to smash both windows and run hoses through cars parked in front of hydrants.

The angry Russian dad was right.