Only if it’s made with of bricks.

Looks more like Panera to me.

…And we’re totally not moving to suburbs because we’re racist.

Because they’re literal Nazis. (Both groups). I wonder if we know how many Afrikaners have taken them up on the offer.

Yeah it got rebranded “shock and awe” by the previous set of fascists that were running the government.

With all the Nazis in government going back to blitzkrieg is probably more accurate.

Wait until these farmers hear about NOAA. It’s pretty hard to grow things without a forecast you can trust.

I’m sure anything below 6.5ph counts as deadly acids to these insecure bastards.

Dangerous and weapon are redundant. And water is neither. Spit, sure but that’s because of diseases and should still be assault but not with a weapon. I hope a judge is rational enough to throw this out.

how many people who have chosen a career in “enforcement” are just salivating at the chance to be part of Team Nazi.

If it’s less than 99% …

Another woman, 38-year-old Ashley Spring of Worcester, was also arrested by local police after allegedly throwing “an unknown liquid substance” on officers. She is charged with assault and battery on a police officer, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, disorderly conduct and interfering with a police officer, Worcester police said.

Water it was water, or possibly Dunkin’s iced coffee water, but I bet it came out of a fucking drinking container. Deadly weapon my ass.

He was apparently a jaded attorney.

He clearly knows fuck all about running anything past a podcast, and it’s looking more and more like he deserved to be admonished by that judge.

Tessquirrelact

Fuck AI slop

Is 400 million more than Kushner got from the Saudis for his apartment buildings?

Right over the CPAC conference would be better.

This is the most apt metaphor for the maga moment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for that.

I guess it’s changed since I last looked, but also the fuzzy zone idea fits with the retrospective nature of generations I was talking about.

TIL I’m the Oregon Trail Generation. Probably gonna die of dysentery.

The cutoff is currently 1980, but generations are just weird retrospective categories anyway. They sorta shift a bit as new divisions become noticeable.

I can be Gen x if you want, it’s just financially and experientially I’ve lived much more of a millennial’s life.

I was still in college. I also went part time for 2 years so I was in school with all millennials when I graduated college. I got a good job after, but just as I qualified for 401k contributions 2007 happened and I got canned when the whole company went under.

Eh, 3 months before the cutoff doesn’t really count.