😜 OK MAGA I brought some 🍿 to watch the mental gymnastics justifying her release.

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    Ah, see, you think you heard that MAGA was going to “release the Epstein files” but what they actually said was “we’re going to release the Epstein pedophiles.” Yeah, they’re letting everyone involved with him off the hook.

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    Well she trafficked underage girls who were sexually abused by rich men as part of a Mossad honeypot. Not like she did anything wrong.

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      Her father was a triple agent for the UK, Russia and Israel, I’m sure he’d be very proud, had he not ‘fell’ off his boat when he stopped being useful

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    It will be interesting to watch all the sAvEtHeChIldReN qtards trying to spin this if Taco were to release this child molester.

    While they are doing that, I sure hope some people take it upon themselves to ask these idiots when “The Storm” is supposedly coming? And how does freeing Ghislaine the child molester figure into this supposed “Storm”, LOL?

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      The current MAGA position seems to be that they weren’t children, they were just very very very young adults…

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          I’m reminded of Jon Ronson’s observation in “So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed”, that the religious right are surprisingly tolerant of sexual misconduct scandals in a way that progressives aren’t.

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    He will pardon her, and commute her sentence. He just pardoned a massive, evil drug lord.

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    The letter further cautioned against releasing documents related to Maxwell’s case, as they may “contain untested and unproven allegations”.

    It explained that releasing grand jury materials from Maxwell’s case “would create undue prejudice so severe that it would foreclose the possibility of a fair retrial”, should her petition to be released succeed.

    Oh, I get it. Just another ploy to keep the Epstein files hidden?

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      Lmfao I didn’t know “my client needs to avoid all consequences so the truth doesn’t get out” was a valid legal defense.

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      My client does not wish for this information to be released because this information is incriminating.

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    The most depressing part is that she’ll get her release. She’ll find a way to bribe Trump, and he’ll give her a presidential pardon because he’s a whore. Then she’ll go back to what she was doing before and business will continue like usual for them because everybody will move on from it just like they did with the Panama papers before it and the Snowden leaking the NSA’s mass surveillance even further back. Accountability and justice are dead in this timeline.

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      They aren’t dead they are just on an extended vacation. Things will improve once the boomers move on and we fix the brains of the younger ones.

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      She’ll find a way to bribe Trump

      You mean like… tell him she will spill the details about the redacted stuff in the released documents?

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    If she gets out then I hope somebody takes the law into their own hands and ends her for good.

    It’s all we can do at this point.

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      Fuuuuuck that noise. I hope someone at a state level finds a way to get her locked up for charges that Taco couldn’t pardon her for.

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      You mean eliminate the one person that could still believably implicate the people most at fault?.. That’s what you hope for?

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        Where are the implications? What makes you think she’d be more willing to give up information after she’s released?

        I’m ignoring you because you are unintelligent.

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          If you had to pick just one, who do you think is more important to “get”, the billionaires that funded and protected her and Jeffry’s scheme, or her particularly?

          Re-imprisonment or the dropping of protections could make her talk.

          If she’s out of prison she dies within a year, killed either by an assassin from one of the billionaires, or by a helpful intelligent volunteer like yourself.