I step on em. I like to make sure there’s no chance.

This is why I stop and put mine out on the bottom of my shoes and put the butt back in the box.

Hell, aliens could invade right now, and I’d believe it was the Russians.

I was wondering. Thank you.

Actually, it’s my arm today…my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

You mean superior.

Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn’t count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.

Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.

Do these mother fuckers ever hear themselves talk? Have they never seen a video telling em what nukes do? Christ.

Dinosaurs with feathers are a lot scarier than lizard skinned ones.

Imagine a T-rex seeing you and letting off a roar while puffing out its feathers.