Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
He is afraid of dying because he well knows there is a special place in hell for him. Right next to Reagan and Thatcher.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Reagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friend
Mrs. Thatcher
And Paisley “Hello Maggie!”
Mr. Brezhnev and party “Scusi dov’è il bar?”
The ghost of McCarthy
And the memories of Nixon
And now, adding colour “Who’s the bald chap?”
A group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati
Trump 79 dies…🤞🏽
He doesn’t deserve such an easy out, but he will probably get it.
Encase him on his throne and keep him alive for eternity so that the psykers can navigate the warp with him as the bright beacon of shit. Sacrifice 100000 cheeseburgers a day for him to devour so that no chaos god dares to even set foot in this part of this galaxy
Sadly yes. He’s demise and eventual death needs to be long and painful for him. For all we know he could be very well in excruciating pain and he is just loaded up with pain killers and his staff has been told to keep it quiet. Just look at his face and the way he talks and moves around, he’s not the same trump from even a year ago.
The ONLY place he will never reach
Eh, Ol’ Bone Spurs ain’t making it to Valhalla either
Trump
79,SparksHealthConcernsWith ‘Heaven’ DeclarationFTFY
These evil people deserve a fate worse than hell. Religion is only there to keep us common folk in line. If the god existed that Christian’s fear then these hypocrites would already be doomed. All this does is become an escape goat to put one actions and excuses into something that can’t be held accountable.
become an escape goat
LOL
🐐💨
I don’t believe in a Christian afterlife (and the jury’s out on any at all), but I really want there to be one so these sick fucks can have all the pain and suffering they’ve caused rubbed into their faces.
Arguably, this is the entire appeal of the hellfire doctrine. It’s not really in the Bible at all–there are scriptures you can kinda interpret that way, but you can kinda interpret another way, too. It’s bolted onto Christianity and repeated from the pulpit so often that the pews don’t notice that it isn’t really there.
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“I just want to end it,” Trump said of the Russia-Ukraine war.
Never have I been so disappointed in the second half of a sentence
I hope this man never has a moment of peace for the rest of his miserable life.
His niece says he’s miserable all the time.
I’m fairly comfortable that he isn’t ever able to find peace. What fleeting moments of satisfaction he finds are shoveled into the bottomless pit of his narcissism and forgotten in his sad, insatiable need for more.
Or after… if there is one.
There was apparently a time when Trump knew how to put his tie at the correct level.
Also, Trump is in the Epstein Files.
Is that a suit jacket with denim pants and denim shirt? He must have been high as balls when he got dressed.
Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.
I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.
I hope he dies in terror while surrounded by brown and black people.
Personally I’ve been wishing for car fires that they can’t escape from and, if they’re in a Tesla, there might be a chance of that.
Me less so. I feel like those people would be scapegoated.
Eh fair point.
Those last two lines are fire my friend. Good luck on the job search
Thanks, I need it.
I keep hoping the next Big Mac is the one that does him in.
A malignant narcissist, rapist, molester, pedophile, repeat adulterer, pathological liar, who’s primary personality traits include gloating, overt cruelty and hatred getting into any version of heaven? Add in the estimated 1.5 million Americans who unnecessarily lost their lives due to Trump’s deliberate politicizing of a pandemic and I think he’s going to hell in a hand basket.
A malignant narcissist, a rapist, a molester, a pedophile, a felon, a repeat adulterer and a pathological liar walk up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter says “Other way, Donald.”
And the estimated 300K deaths from gutting US AID overnight.
There goes Pittsburgh too, not that it matters to the hacks that help put him in office.
I wish he’d do it sooner
Yet loads of Americans think he’s the next coming of Christ
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
I hope his final days are spent in terror, just panicking confusing terror
Has Trump released those Epstein pedo files where is name is littered throughout yet?
#curious
They’re scrubba dub dubbing as we speak. They say they’re releasing them this friday.
It’ll come in a bundle with the infrastructure plan, the health care plan…
Hey wait a minute that’s what they said the last Friday!
I mean, if you’re feeling like doing good things to try to buy your way to heaven, I know there is a shit ton of student loans that could be forgiven… just sayin
You’re in luck, they’re willing to do that but only if you join ICE.
If he wants to maximize his chances of seeing Heaven, he should start working towards that now. I would suggest he gives away all his wealth, resigns from any position of power, publicly apologizes for his past misdeeds, and retreats to spend the rest of his days living as a monk in a remote monastery, preferably one where all the brothers take a vow of silence.
Yeah, he’s more likely to decide he was chosen by God for a mission, botch it while claiming a tremendous success, and declare he has a guaranteed spot at the right of God, if not as his successor.
All of these overrich believers will stretch their beliefs with no limit until they encompass their whole life and actions. They’re “chosen”.
Pretty much this, when people with his level of narcissism ‘find god’ it’s always with a self-affirmation bent, that God must want whatever he wants, because he is the best and obviously whatever he wants is, by definition, right.
If anything, a person might conclude they’ve been too lenient somehow and they need to double down on “their vision” before it’s too late.
I hope it’s cause he’s dying
