Which is, of course, the reason there could be no survivors.

Technically, I’m past the point of needing it. It’s more just to support a company that isn’t total shit.

I’ve got to get to Costco and sign up.

Your understanding of the term, assuming you replaced “fucked” with “fudged”, is correct. The explanation given by the father was a lie to avoid teaching curse words to a child.

As expected by anyone paying attention.

Rewatching M.A.S.H. right now.

Edit: Wasn’t exactly niche back in the day, but I wonder how many people have watched it recently.

They have to. They’re driving.

Don’t make things up.

President Pedophile has said he has a lower limit.

It’s 13.

https://www.thewrap.com/trump-age-limit-howard-stern-interview/

It’s funny, but “for poor people” could be a good phrase for the right company.

“Our focus is on producing safe, nutritious, appetizing meals at a price anyone can afford. That’s why our company is named, ForPoorPeople.”

Of course, it’s more likely that I’ll win the lottery despite not actually playing it before such a company could or would exist.

Law enforcement sources later identified Rahmanullah Lakanwal, a 29-year-old Afghan national, as the suspect, CBS and NBC reported.

Can we fire all the rest of the traitors starting at the top?

We do about $300/kid. We haven’t increased that over the years with inflation.

Kid’s are all grown up now. A couple years ago we started having everyone make Amazon wishlists. It was too difficult to figure out what everyone wanted. The wishlists make it easier for everyone. Also, we can put all our purchases on an Amazon store card and get 12 months interest free.

(I know. Amazon.)

Last year I also gave each kid a $300 Amazon gift card because everything sucks, and I didn’t want them to feel pressure for the holiday. I’ll do that again this year.

It probably seems crazy, but it works for us.

There were some things that could be interpreted as prayers, but the vast majority were not.

https://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?

Why would cats pray to themselves?

Similarly, Trump hasn’t shown much gratitude to the country for forcing the release of the Epstein files.

They need to make it clear that this is just another in a long line of attempts by the US government to kill off all the Native Americans.

If you frame it right, it might _increase_n vaccine acceptance.

Probably not.

Native Americans: get your vaccines, save your people! After the idiots in the US government kill off all the white people, maybe you can take everything back!

“Indian” in this case refers to American Indians. The Indian Health Service is a US Federal agency.

OH MY GOD!!!

When I was in college, a computer lab coworker asked me how long I had been dating my girlfriend.

I told her 6 years. She said, “Shit or get off the pot!”

That was the moment I decided to propose. We’ve been married for 33 years, together for 39.

When people ask about the proposal, I tell that story, and end with, “…so I decided to shit.”

Maybe I’m not looking deep enough into the question, but wouldn’t this be because we do the easy parts first?