That’s why you should always nudge the child a couple times with your foot to see if anything changes (pitch or volume of screaming, more or less tears, an extra joint in a limb where it didn’t have one before).

/s

analysts argue Xi would avoid being perceived as a subordinate guest and risks linked to potential U.S. policy shifts

Plus, there’s the likelihood he’d have to stand near Trump at some point.

God rest ye merry gentleman is the “ye” example I like to think of.

Ophthalmology

As long as you’re going to hope, hope they all die.

I’m descended from an officer killed by the British in the American revolution.

My parents and my brother all voted for Trump.

Didn’t pay any attention. He’s teetering on the edge of the afterlife, and he is getting a view of the hellfire. He’s just making a half-assed effort to scam his way out of damnation.

Even cheated on their kids!

I misread “Progressive icon” as “Progressive loon”.

Yeah.

There’s a lot I don’t like about Philly, but this is one thing I love.

Philly threw snowballs at Santa Claus. You bet your ass they’ll fuck up a Nazi.

I feel like you could delete “Memphis” from that headline and it would be correct in a disturbingly vast number of cities.

Rules? What rules? There aren’t any rules anymore.

despite not being loyal to the one person who is supposedly the most important in his life

What are you taking about? If he wasn’t loyal to Trump, he wouldn’t have gotten the nomination in the first place.

/s

I give my mom credit. In the 80’s she found summer classes for me where I could learn about programming.

To this day I’m not sure if she was responding to an interest I expressed, or if she planted the interest in my mind. However, for more than 30 years people have been paying me to stare at computer screens all day.

Thanks, Mom!

Freedom of Speech is only for speech the government likes.

If only there was some government organization in place that could propose and pass legislation to limit the TSA.

We have two girls of our own (Daisy and Rose). They get plenty to eat, but always act like they’re starving. They don’t steal food from each other, but they both act like someone is going to steal their food.

Etch had a traumatic youth because he was abused by his siblings (severely: torn ears and scars all over his belly). As such he wouldn’t tolerate the presence of any other guinea pigs. My daughter is his herd. He gets along well enough with our girls when he’s here now, but they stay in their own pen, so he still has a separation.

I think his time being the only pig in the pen has given him the confidence of a king. He lets food wait until he feels like eating it.

https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/william-shatner-space-boldly-go-excerpt-1235395113/