Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?

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    10 hours ago

    Encase him on his throne and keep him alive for eternity so that the psykers can navigate the warp with him as the bright beacon of shit. Sacrifice 100000 cheeseburgers a day for him to devour so that no chaos god dares to even set foot in this part of this galaxy