Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
Trump makes me wish hell existed.
Oh, man, I’d feel so bad for him if he died screaming and terrified of going to Hell. 🥳
yeah as if he believes in anything but making money
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I’m not even a little bit concerned about his health. I guess that could be taken one of two different ways. I meant for the mean way.
Maybe if you want to go to heaven do something that has even the slightest positive impact on the world instead of constantly doubling down on making everything shittier…
Or if you really wanted to seal the deal you could turn yourself and all your cronies over to the justice system for your innumerable crimes and be held accountable.
Jk there’s no such thing as heaven.
I don’t believe for a moment that he is actually even remotely religious. I suspect he’s at most an apathetic agnostic. We all know he simply panders to Christians to get their support. He sees them as suckers who he can grift, just like their preachers do.
He worships himself
Satan: Nicky, get the pineapple ready.
He is afraid of dying because he well knows there is a special place in hell for him. Right next to Reagan and Thatcher.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Reagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friend
Mrs. Thatcher
And Paisley “Hello Maggie!”
Mr. Brezhnev and party “Scusi dov’è il bar?”
The ghost of McCarthy
And the memories of Nixon
And now, adding colour “Who’s the bald chap?”
A group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati
Trump 79 dies…🤞🏽
He doesn’t deserve such an easy out, but he will probably get it.
At least we still get to piss on his grave
I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll drink a whole gallon of milk and paint that fucking grave.
Encase him on his throne and keep him alive for eternity so that the psykers can navigate the warp with him as the bright beacon of shit. Sacrifice 100000 cheeseburgers a day for him to devour so that no chaos god dares to even set foot in this part of this galaxy
It’s a totally different golden throne for him.
Not really the actual golden throne is technically also a toilet.
You can’t hurt him worse than he does and always has.
Don’t be so pessimistic. There’s a ton of really creative people in this world.
Sadly yes. He’s demise and eventual death needs to be long and painful for him. For all we know he could be very well in excruciating pain and he is just loaded up with pain killers and his staff has been told to keep it quiet. Just look at his face and the way he talks and moves around, he’s not the same trump from even a year ago.
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79,SparksHealthConcernsWith ‘Heaven’ DeclarationFTFY
The ONLY place he will never reach
Eh, Ol’ Bone Spurs ain’t making it to Valhalla either
These evil people deserve a fate worse than hell. Religion is only there to keep us common folk in line. If the god existed that Christian’s fear then these hypocrites would already be doomed. All this does is become an escape goat to put one actions and excuses into something that can’t be held accountable.
become an escape goat
LOL
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I don’t believe in a Christian afterlife (and the jury’s out on any at all), but I really want there to be one so these sick fucks can have all the pain and suffering they’ve caused rubbed into their faces.
Arguably, this is the entire appeal of the hellfire doctrine. It’s not really in the Bible at all–there are scriptures you can kinda interpret that way, but you can kinda interpret another way, too. It’s bolted onto Christianity and repeated from the pulpit so often that the pews don’t notice that it isn’t really there.
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I hope this man never has a moment of peace for the rest of his miserable life.
His niece says he’s miserable all the time.
I’m fairly comfortable that he isn’t ever able to find peace. What fleeting moments of satisfaction he finds are shoveled into the bottomless pit of his narcissism and forgotten in his sad, insatiable need for more.
Or after… if there is one.
Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.
I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.
I hope he dies in terror while surrounded by brown and black people.
Personally I’ve been wishing for car fires that they can’t escape from and, if they’re in a Tesla, there might be a chance of that.
Me less so. I feel like those people would be scapegoated.
Eh fair point.
Those last two lines are fire my friend. Good luck on the job search
Thanks, I need it.
I keep hoping the next Big Mac is the one that does him in.
“I just want to end it,” Trump said of the Russia-Ukraine war.
Never have I been so disappointed in the second half of a sentence
