The general rule of transparency is to make you look good and strong, not like a feeble-minded limp dick.
International diplomacy via social media in public. What a world.
So bombing Palestinian children is okay but he draws the line at Iran?
Iran is supported by Russia.
Did he add a “hereby” to his demand?
“I dedare BANKRUPTCY!”
Need to check the keming on that font.
I didn’t say it, I declared it.
Well at least he spelled his name right this time. I guess that’s something.
MAJOR VIOLATION
He’s forgetting who he works for again.
Good. Make sure he makes all the enemies he can.
Russia reminded him, that’s why this happened
He is so fucking lame
That’s the most baffling part. I never had a high opinion of the general populations intelligence. But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president. It’s not hyperbole to say I’ve lost all faith and humanity.
Yep. So many people flying their stupid Taco flags and wearing their “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts and so on just seemingly have no idea how normal people view Taco.
To me, it’s like watching the stupidest kid in the class with his underwear on his head and smearing feces on the wall. And I’m hardly alone in that view - Taco is and always has been a ridiculous and unserious dumbass. And these people think he’s not only the best Republican candidate for office, they think he’s the best they’ve ever had.
Oh wait, do you mean he is finally starting to realize Israel is (In this case) the bad guy in the dispute?
PS Yes, yes, yes, I know, Iran isn’t “the good guy” in most respects, I mean in the case of this war.
There are no good guys in charge. Anywhere. Only greedy guys.
No, Russia just called and said “Iran is cancelling our drone deliveries. Make Israel stop or we release the tape”
He spelled his name correctly this time.
BOMBS
BIG LOADS
DONALD J TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Woah is truth social not an effective way to conduct international relations or something? damn. I guess he’d better try Facebook
Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?
regarding that I’m amazed a group of people convinced eachother to use signal. that’s actually an impressive feat of diplomacy ever since it stopped providing SMS
What a sad, sad man.
Tick tock Trump.
“I HAVE SPOKEN!”
“Hey, guys, I have spoken, hear me? Guys? Hey, guys?”
“GODDAMIT, I SAID I’VE SPOKEN, HEAR ME? DO WHAT I SAY! I DEMAND YOU DO WHAT I SAY! HERE’S MY NAME!”
The Art of the Deal, indeed.
🦭💨
Shart of the Squeal
🦭💨
tap-tap
IS THIS THING ON!?
He’s Cartman.
Cartman has internal consistency and the ability to finish a thought.
He’ll also feed your parents to you if you piss him off
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
There is a difference between demanding respect and commanding respect
(*) Donakd J. Trump.
Or, if you go by his Press Secretary…
President Chump.
She keeps saying Trump as Chump, in official press conferences.
Oh my, I want a supercut of that.
I’m about to write a children’s book up in this bitch
You don’t have to sign your tweets.
Signed everyone. 2007.
Signed everyone
Did they at least do it ironically?
I think he signed this one just to prove that he can spell his own name right.
trumvfefe
Hamkerders
Signing them makes it an official presidential act…
ORDER CORN
Look, when a guy regularly tweets with caps lock you’ve got to lower your expectations.
Looks like he’s feeling the sting of being ignored and has to pump himself up in an attempt to get the world to pay him attention.
