I have just learned to be at peace with a certain amount of squalor.

What they want is fealty.

I’m in my fifties and can’t remember a time when that was the case. It’s been greedy arseholes the whole time.

We’re now going to spend the next decade plus arguing over what exactly entails ‘official acts’.

I got sick of all these ‘might’ and ‘may’ headlines in 2021. Why are we still doing it?

Y’all have been waiting far too long to piss on Mitch McConnell’s grave.

And regardless, doing nothing doesn’t even meet the low standard of ‘facilitating’.

If only someone in that room had said ‘OK, let’s ask Elon how he feels about that.’

I hear he’s an expert philanderer.

It still blows my mind that he ever had any to start with.

Why do you think that was one of the first things Elon killed?

It may take a while to get there, but I reckon a far less globally influential USA might eventually be a net positive for the world.

I reckon ‘wrestling’ is probably the wrong approach. I also reckon it’s pointless to worry about what happens to you after you die. The only thing you have knowledge of or control over are the the things that happen prior to that, so focus on that.

It’ll be the ride of their lives.

… over a cliff.

Second? It seemed pretty clear after the first expose that this is a regular method of communication for these meatheads.

I hate using it too, but I also realise a lot of people are fucking stupid, so when I do use it, I’m using it mockingly.

I hope every single one of these cases results in a lawsuit.

The only reason the rich cunts try to tell us you ‘can’t just GIVE people free money’ is because they want all the free money for themselves.

This shit seems to change by the minute.