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    Couch Fucker: Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe!

    Reporter: Safe from who?

    Couch Fucker: From us of course!

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      Don’t call him that it’s disrespectful.

      Disrespectful to his victims that is, he’s a “Couch Rapist”

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    American politicians are a disgrace I find it hard to understand how people can be paid to lie, destroy diplomatic relationships, victimise veterans and what will be collapse the economy

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    Dear anyone from Greenland: Given how little of a shit the US Government cares about the US, I hope you aren’t falling for this bullshit.

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    checking in from J.D. Vance’s hometown. fucker has no connection to reality. city council logs from early 2025 show his mom, of Hillbilly Elegy fame, demanding they do some shit to acknowledge the boy and his little adventures in governance.

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    “Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe… from America.”

    FTFY (Finished This For You)

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    where is his suit? I can’t take him seriously as a politician without a suit. otherwise he’s just a suitless jackass.

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    Go fuck a couch, Vance. No one cares. Trump just grabbed you by your bussy so he could have someone who criticized him to scream “yes Daddy” when he pissed on your face. Posturing coward.

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    Denmark = the flawed boyfriend who knows he’s been letting her down and is trying to fix it.

    Greenland = the pretty girl who is tired of her boyfriend’s behavior, but wants to make it work because he is trying to improve.

    America = the nice guy incel who who used to be Denmark’s best friend and thinks he has a chance with the girl.

    America doesn’t understand that Greenland isn’t interested. America doesn’t understand that Greenland isn’t her boyfriend’s property. America doesn’t understand that Greenland is her own woman with her own hopes and dreams. She’s nothing more than a pretty girl he wants to boost his ego. She keeps telling him that she’s trying to work it out with her boyfriend and even if they decide to break up she still doesn’t want to be with America.

    America = that’s just your boyfriend talking. I know you want me.

    Proceeds to harrass and stalk her wherever she goes with unwanted advances and ignores her rejections. Makes alphamale threats toward Denmark who is just standing there like “please respect my girlfriend’s boundaries.”

    Tune in next time when we find out if America decides to cross over from stalking and threats to rape and murder or if he finally accepts the rejection.

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      Canadians used to be your besties. Backed you in your BS wars. Had your planes land in Canada during 9-11. We opened our homes to you. We did what Canadians do, made sure you were all fed and looked after. That’s what Canadians do.

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      Honestly, I don’t even think the Trump regime knows whats going on. They’re kinda just doing whatever as fast as possible since they know midterms likely won’t go their way.

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        Agreed. I can fully see martial law being implemented or an actual civil violence happening just as midterms are about to begin.

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          According to the EO he signed on Jan 20th it might be sooner. They have 90 days to determine if we should declare a national emergency over the border. April 20th marks 90 days. It’s also Hitlers birthday and a pagan holiday.

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          Hell I wouldn’t be the least but surprised if the US is otherwise dissolved by then, actually that’d be kinda funny all fifty states, Puerto Rico, and American Samoa independent with the US only existing in Guam while everyone hashes how who gets what.

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        I don’t think they care about elections very much anymore. They just openly buy them now (combined with all the voter suppression of course). These guys are what the US is stuck with from now on unless forcibly ejected.

        I think they don’t really know what is going on because they are evil morons, they want everything done right now, without knowing exactly what “everything” is except more grifting and pleasing Putin.

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    This is mafioso protection racket language.

    “Be a real shame if someone came into your shop and busted up the place… Howz about youz guys let us take ownership? You can still manage the joint and we’ll protect it as a favor to youz. We take all the risk.”