It’s square

Would not be surprised if government officials start falling out of windows or their cars mysteriously blowing up.

The only thing Linda can do is ignore her husband’s cheating and human trafficking, and taking a stone cold stunner.

The new adventures of Russian swamp thing will be back right after these messages.

Where was the cat during the funeral hmmm?

No I didn’t bring that up, I actually barely talk to anybody I work with anymore. I just listen and laugh to myself.

Love and respect for Dolly.

Selfish, sick, stupid, and misinformed the American way!

That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

Also is your wife hot? If so I’m gonna impregnate her.

I work with two people that are within a year of retiring and they are absolutely ecstatic that Trump was doing this to Social Security, as well I work with people that are in their early 20s that are exactly the same happy that this is happening and thinking that they will all become super wealthy.

Fucked around and found out, you gotta love it!

Good luck with that couch fucker.

Certified hood classic!

Sick, weak, stupid, misinformed, the American way!

He has the name of a villain in the next death stranding game.

President for life, so about 6 months?

Elon is a anamorphic Ponzi scheme.

Six months from now everybody living in Switzerland: “what was the big boom I just heard?”

Can you bang a couch while wearing skis?