and in exchange hes rigging the elections. there i completed the loop for anyone still out of it…
Beware the trillionaire-electoral complex.
I feel like that connection isn’t convoluted or intertwined enough to be called a complex. I propose Oligarchy Simplex
He’s rigging the election using our money. He’s found the infinite money glitch.
We probably need to shut down the computer.
that seems a little severe. just need to shut down the assholes trying to steal all the computer. and their families.
and in exchange he is rigging the elections again
There, ftfy
Conservatives despise empathy. Show them none.
I will never lose that part of me, not for them, not for anyone. I’ll let it show. Even for them.
Lest I turn into them.
The grift!
He paid for government access to shutdown all the regulators that were looking into his fraud. Quid pro quo classic corruption out in the open. He should already been in prison.
He’s a flight risk.
Arresting him then chopping his arms and legs off would be a good way to stop him making a run for it!! (If he’s not guilty then give him back his appendages)Another alternative is my patented “feet first woodchipper slow dunk.” I can’t explain the basics about this option because I get too excited…
he should not be allowed to set foot in a orison, except as a comfort billionaire.
Show him doing his little salute on every TV in the prison, and then chuck him to the wolves
Molesting children obviously.
I know planes don’t crash very often statistically, but imagine the worldwide lack of sadness if this one did.
I would even go so far and say this would be celebration worthy.
They would have to commit more brutality than is already committed in the US every year to get people to stop celebrating this shit. It would literally be a year long, mass celebration that the world hasn’t seen since at least the COVID vaccines were finalized.
Elon’s head is held to his torso by only but a neck.
someone needs yo make elon musk say “if you’re reading this, you’re gay.”
Gay is not something bad. It’s just different. (Unless you’re gay, and then it’s the same.)
Elon, on the other hand, is just an evil, aberrant pretender to humanity in a skin suit.
ah, no, its a quote engraved on a famous bullet that killed a Nazi bitch boy
Off with his head
But start with the balls.
You’d have to find them first and then probably touch them. Who among us has the time and gastrointestinal fortitude to accomplish such a feat?
If it helps heal America, I would make this sacrifice ✊
Damn, you really volunteered as tribute. Hardcore.
hell, I’d volunteer to do it with a belt sander or soldering iron.
That’s cute,
First you restrain him,
Then,
Feed him street spice, they type that makes you tense and extra sensative.
Next
Using an acid, desolve the surface layer of scrotum skin.
Then, using another cup, a mix of lemon and lime juice, alcohol, ghost pepper, and most important, the suicide plant leaf from Australia, oh and pineapple, for good measure, immerse the already upset balls into this mixture.
Spill some onto the penis for good measure.
Next, hook him up with an IV, give him morphine, why?
To make him beg.
Then unleash bullet ant venom in his veins, tricking him into believing it’s morphine.
All the while, have a live stream of the destruction of how businesses.
Also make the room uncomfortably hot.
And for fun, waterboard him while he cries out on pain.
Then make him watch the slaughter of his parents, spilling the blood over his open wounds.
Tell him, if he survives this, he can have jail cell.
Then as he is released from the restraints, make him get stung by blue ring octopus and break all his limbs.
Make sure you do this while he is alive.
Stuff his corpse into a radioactive cannister and toss him into thar deep hole in Russia. Or make new deep hole to toss him into.
that has a lot of memes and that’s a little cringe but I don’t oppose any of it in particular.
we have industrial machines for doing this. who says the animal cruelty industry only ever gives us bad things?
Um, isn’t he basically a welfare queen and supposedly worth nearly a trillion?
It seems like this is only the latest $16 billion he got from taxpayers?
Yeah, and a good bit of that is enumerated in the article.
yes. it turns out there is an illegal immigrant who rapes Americans, steals American jobs, kills people all over the world, and ruins the fabric of our society while robbing us all and polluting the world dozens of children.
and I think in this one case, we can compromise with conservatives on what to do about him.
His companies got like 38 billion in government funding.
That’s ridiculous.
ALL of his money is misappropriated taxpayer money.
Wait to you learn that Tesla was never profitable because the reality was the majority of their profits were based on financial instruments like carbon credits. It was always a pump and dump scam.
Let’s keep it simple and sweet, everything musk does is a grift.
He finds smart people so sometimes things get built by accident, but he’s ultimately just a grifter
Like his flying car business… Instead of building a giant quad and making a real flying “car” (as many have done), he spent God knows how much to build an rc car that could never, ever, in any country, be allowed on the road
(as many have done)
Other countries have executed elected leaders for far less, and he not even elected, nor a leader!
No it’s the immigrants or other brown people on welfare just to survive that are the problem
I mean the fuckboy is an immigrant /s
Gaslight.
Obstuct.
Project. <-- You are here.
Shit… you don’t know the half of it. Trump has probably laundered a trillion dollars through this crapbag in the past two years.
We are going after the wrong immigrants.
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They are reprogrammable meatbags.
It’s a real piece of work. They got the “Social Security Number is the mark of the beast” people to support Flock, Palantir and AI. It would be a funny rabbit-season/duck-season interchange if it wasn’t affecting everyone else.
My aunt was a hardcore fundamentalist christian. She thought trump was the antichrist … and still loved him and voted for him. The antichrist will bring about the end times, which is something she wanted to happen.
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Here’s an idea. Take it back?
that’s not how money works. it works on social consensus. if we all agree tomorrow to give each other bread and pay our landlords’ mortgages in exchange for parker brothers barbie™©® monopoly™©® money, that’s real money. who has it is who we agree have it.
the dead in our culture have nothing.
Cool, cool. Then Take everything he has, claw back what he stole, use the rest to repair as much of the damage as possible.
fuck damage. new society where this shit isn’t possible.
Money is imaginary. Theoretically, all we have to do is all collectively agree that the imaginary units are no longer in his account and are in another account instead
i know someone who got life for less
If you get caught stealing $16, then you have a problem.
If you get caught stealing $16 billion, then the people who caught you have a problem
