Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
Which olive garden is it, so that I don’t accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
Dinner and a show!
One way to use those endless bread sticks.
Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.
Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.
Hey! I’ll have you know I love sticking breadsticks in my hole! (They are tasty!)
I don’t know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.
The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.
olive garden? This is a Wendy’s.
I’ll have what she’s having?
Stuffed shells with clam sauce?
I assume the unlimited breadsticks
I am the Bone of my Baguette
Dough is my Body and Yeast is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Breads,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Loaves
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray–
Unlimited Breadsticks
Fated comment
You’re putting them in your mouth… right?
For a start
Where do I finish?
Would you believe it? Also mouth
Fuck. Now I want fucking breadsticks
“When you’re here, you’re family”
Step-family
That’s why I shit with the stall door open there.
Calm down Torretto
Needs more pepper and Parmesan.
🙋♂️
Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?This genius is a big H3 fan so this is probably not a shitpost but an admission
That AI generated profile picture
I think it’s probably real, she’s just always funny-looking
very paraprosdokian
