2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
And you can’t uninstall them.
Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”
Don’t worry, we’ve already established that Outlook doesn’t work in space.
It’s not much of a surprise, since it doesn’t work on Earth either.
Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
“Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working.”
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it’s the deepest canyon in the solar system.
There’s probably nothing scary in there…
Edit: largest not deepest, this is what I get for staying up too late
It’s definitely the largest canyon, if I’m reading Wiki right. It’s over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide
Wait a second…how do yoh decide it’s 4 long and 200 wide instead of 200 long and 4 wide?
You’re right thanks! Late night brain moment
Copilot
Elon Musk.
Okay here me out, are you really saying that you don’t want him to go to Mars?
I do. Or anywhere else really. Ideally hell. I mean even if hell did not exist, make one and then go to it. (Or I guess it would really be the other way around? 😜)
But you know, Musk fucking off to Mars is also okay with me. Better there then here anyway.
Men are from Mars. Elon Musk is not a man he is a pile of dung, he doesn’t belong there.
We can send him and all the other billionaires to Mars, but not enough fuel to come back.
Then turn off communications. Humanity saved.
Okay so what happens when they take all of Earth’s most precious resources with them when they leave… you know what, fuck it we ball, let’s roll out!
I would rather he stay here and burn on the planet he and other rich assholes have fucked up and we go to Mars and start over without those parasites.
A portal to hell. Which just leads back to Earth.
I’d volunteer to be knee deep in hell.
signs written in comic sans
The CocaCola logo
Wherever you go coca cola’s already been
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
Mars gusta
Goddamnit now I see it too
Teams already takes 22 minutes to work… add the delay to that and you’ll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
