Glad to see you went for the biodegradable cup!
Glad to see you went for the biodegradable cup!


Oh man, thank you for that. So many memories!
Well sounds like you’re that guy from the meme feeding rescue cats to coyotes, so she’ll keep doing it.
Either you leave them in the sink until they develop their own new biome, or instead of throwing them out, put them on her bedstand. Or her socks drawer. Wherever they are out of your way and in her way. Some people listen, some people need to be shown.
Or even better you save and hide a few of them and when you have a big enough army of minions you place them all over the place. In her way of course.
Why yes my marriage is going great, why do you ask? 😁
And now you think like a cop. Quick, shoot everyone first!


Mindustry
I am sorry for me.
Years of therapy down the drain in an instant. Jk, never went to therapy lol.
First of all was without consent, but personally I’m a guy so any cute girl that wants to kiss me is fine.
But the real problem is that the frog now has a connection and its little amphibious heart is going to be crushed by the gold-digging witch.
All of the above is for pure humour argument, but being led and then ignore (as someone usually ignored by the other side) it IS soul crushing.
That frog will need counseling
Drink kerosene, smoke cigarette, breath fire.
If she’s expecting an engagement ring that cost that much money, run my friend


Vaultwarden + keyguard
And prank it asking what sauce they prefer
You mean stupidity of the programmer who did a bad job?
Have you not heard of the M.A.D. doctrine?
Ahem, taking half of it in I’d say you’re halfway there 😁
That is amazing!
The problem is that the . (full stop) at the end of the sentence is also in the hyperlink.