How about 2.47? 2nd term 47th prez?
Or how about 1.47? Only 1 man could be 47th?
How about prices lower than 18 because that’s what he likes, anything below 18.
3.47
4.47
5.47…
Imagine if Dems did this. They’d call it communism, lol. Central planning, price controls, etc.
Yup, they published a list of 25 gas stations offering the lower prices and apparently none of them actually existed.
I smell AI “tools”
I don’t understand. You mean that’s what they used?
No, its actually their official job title. “Smeller of AI Tools.” It takes a very sophisticated nose to distinguish between all of the different vintages of bullshit, but it’s a living.
The spokesperson said the Trump administration does not own, fund, or subsidize the business.
I believe them because they are known to be very honest
WTAF. This fucking guy.
So the Freedom Fuel Network, as a “private company” just decided to do this on their own? For the good of society? And happened to price a gallon at $3.47 for the president?
A gallon of what though? “Fuel?”
Its a typo, it actually a gallon of Huel.
A gallon of what came out of those hookers?
Trump promised $2/gal gas on “day one”. Where is the $2 gas?
Which is funny because gas is pretty much (at least in my area) exactly $2 more per gallon than it was before his inauguration.
On any given day, a 2 has a pretty good chance of being somewhere on a fuel price sign
Add it to the list.
Wow. That’s really fucking stupid.
Sore
What?
We’ve been here before, haven’t we?
I think you need to be born yet again - your pod obviously was defective.
My mothers womb was infested with HIV, yes
Please take your meds, I mean this seriously
I am and are and do and I be fine, you’re just prejudiced.
But it costs a total of $86.47 to fill your tank
Worth it.
Not if you use those lungs of yours at the pump right.
What a weak ass troll. At least put some effort into it jeez
I’ve out-thought the out-thinkers.
I’m just being authentic. Genuinely now. Would you like to read my book?
The spokesperson said the Trump administration is not involved with the company and is not subsidizing the gas stations, adding that the stations can offer lower prices by reducing their profit margins.
Yes, because famously gas stations make a ton of money on gas sales… pull someone else’s leg, mine is long enough already.
“Thanks, Trump, for saving me some money,” said a customer based in Philadelphia, where the state average for a gallon of gasoline is $3.98.
So which is true? If Trump and/or the government have nothing to do with it, then IDK, maybe thank whoever is choosing to take a loss selling gasoline below market price. If it is Trump and/or the government, then why is this company saying that it isn’t being subsidized?
The spokesperson said the Trump administration is not involved with the company
Bullshit. These stations are in his pocket
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/freedom-fuel-gas-station-linked-181004904.html
According to GasBuddy analyst Patrick De Haan, the “Freedom Fuel Network” was registered on June 23, 2026, to Corporation Trust Company, a registered agent that has previously been used by Trump-related entities.
It wouldn’t surprise me if he managed to cut his buddies a sweet deal for Venezuelan oil, and this is how they are repaying him
They’ll sell at a loss to get the President to advertise for them on TV
In a week they’ll be the same price, in a month they’ll be higher due to idiot tax.
They want people to make their gas station their personality, and trumpets are dumb enough to do it.
Kinda like Buc-ee’s and Chick-fil-A?
I still cannot believe the peener toilet guy said this, with a straight face.
Gas is already a loss-leader for most gas stations…it’s not their primary business. The shit you buy when you’re waiting for the gas pump is where they make their money.
the stations can offer lower prices by reducing their profit margins.
Going out of business to own the libs.
I wonder what the angle is on this scam.
I suppose we’ll find out soon enough, when dumb MAGAts gleefully offer themselves as the guinea pigs.
Betting diluted/contaminated fuel.
Since they’re MAGA, I’m just gonna assume the ratio of this fuel price to normal fuel prices is equal to the ratio of water added.
Nah, it is trump; it is probably more water than that
47% to be exact.
They’re not selling gasoline, they’re selling the experience of living in an alternate reality.
I’ll call it right here : this will be a scam. They’ll ask for a monthly subscription card and never deliver
