I am ‘bossman’ to the guy in my nearest Mr. Shop, and my nearest chicken shop. So. Bossman.
Brochacho if you wanna spice it up with some Spanish.
Bromine, because I’m volatile and ready to fart anytime.
I like “cuz” because while we are not all “bros” we are all distant cousins.
Brometheus
Brosef
big turds working wherever i go
For um “honouns” (maybe not!) I’ll never turn down a “Hun” or a “Babes”, maybe a “Girlfriend”. But if I get a “Gorgeous”, “Queen” or “Diva”, I can use my laser beam eyes and super strength
We do need some awesome forms of address including the word sis like guys do with bro
That said I always feel most powerful with a casual “sister”
I like using ‘Love’.
Hey love, how was your day?
Care to enjoy some fine kitten-naming, m’lady?
I identify as “my dude”
I bet you’re looking forward to tomorrow, then!
ooooooOOOOOOOOH
Brosephus
I’m Gen-X so I’m gonna go with classic “Dude.”
Broseidon. King of the Brocean.
Big dog everywhere I Go
I’m partial to Homie/Comrade personally.
Is mixing those together where “commie” comes from?
Broseph Stalin
Nah, that’s where we get homerad
Wrote the odysserad
Ah yes, the famous sequel to the ilirad
Pretty sure they shortened coummunist to get commie but I ain’t no linguist
It’s okay: I’m a commielinguist and can certify what I said.
Seize the meaning of broduction
Redistribute the swellth
Commence consentual commielingus
I’ll be anyone’s red scare.
I happen to be a cunning linguist
A while back my work told us to stop using the word “guys” when referring to groups of people since it wasn’t inclusive.
I switched to “homies” and honestly it’s better in all situations.
