I don’t think bolt-ons come naturally much often

Yes, particularly those with augmented aesthetics

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced “jot”, so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

My dumb ass thinking this comic is about a word play for SOLID rules

Hey, if you smoke in you car, involuntary discount is applied on the price of your car in case you ever wanted to sell it! Because nobody wants to buy your stinkermobile.

It fucking sucks to get rid of the smell. It’s possible, but it’s not sweet.

And that only thanks to lung cancer

It doesn’t even have to change temperature, it is enough that the water remains in the bottle for few days for plastic to start “decomposing” (probably not the correct word for it). And by the time you buy the bottle, it has been long since it was filled in the first place.

Oh, and the expiration date on the water bottles? Obviously it’s not the water getting stale. It’s for the plastic.

Bottled water. The plastic contaminates the fluid. Just drink straight from the sink if you live in an area that allows for it!

I like how the lines adhere to fucking nothing

The ultimate goal for monke

This is an authentic message for when you open a php project

Very much true, for the most part the religion is used as an utility to control and exploit masses.

The ruleset is very vague in itself and varies from religion to religion. To me, it’s all about being true to yourself. If you truly believe that you’re doing the right thing, you probably are. But that’s probably a massive simplification.

I’m talking particularly about the catholic church, but that is still the case for all the more conservative denominations and sects, like Fundamentalists or Jehova followers.

I myself am an independent Christian, but my wife is catholic and sometimes I have to go to the church with her. The things the priests say during the masses are just horrid, even in the more secular areas.

It’s unbelievable to me that these scum made people believe that their corporation is the only true middleman between the people and the God.

I’m a Christian myself, but I swear - zealous or ostentatious Christians are some of the meanest, nasties and most awful people I know.

Coming from deeply catholic region, I know lots of such people. They will judge you for not being like them, they will absolutely try to convert you, and they are definitely the most hateful and straight out ignorant people I ever met.

I don’t blame the religion though, because these people are obviously not following Jesus, but rather the spiteful catholic church.

MUH AY-EI

Did he replace his brain with AI already? Because it sure fucking looks like it.

Some fat old bald bloke on facebook comments: TEH KID DIDNT KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR HIM WHEN I WAS HIS AGE I SMOKED CRACK THROUGH SEWAGE PIPE GOOD TIMES IN HULL

dude trust me just click ok

Because it doesn’t seem like a useful feature. The only occasion I imagine this could be helpful is with logging to the console to track when the function breaks, but even then - still trivial to replace.

Very good, I’m happy to see you’re learning new stuff!

Linux is so bad it’s worse than everything else even when others are enshittifying aggressively? Got it!