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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

blow them all away

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blow them all away

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    I hear a Phil Collins song. Him singing ♫blowing it all away♫

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    Your dad sounds awesome!

  • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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    This is brilliant

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    Happy pride to your dad

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    Happy pride!🏳️‍🌈

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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I also choose this guy’s dad.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Away… Let’s blow these guys away!

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    I don’t know how it is now with Grindr being a thing, but i remember the Craigslist classifieds being full of married men (dads) looking for fellow dads as fishing/camping/exercise buddies that were interested in fucking from time to time. Yeah, it was horny, but I also found it as a sign that many dads are desperately lonely and isolated. I was a bit too young at the time, but today I’d be down. Maybe poker (or D&D) night with the boys that ends in a fun orgy?

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      D&D&O (dungeons and dragons and orgies) sounds fucking amazing.

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        Live now on Dropout starring Brennan Lee Mulligan

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          I would pay a large sum of money I do not have to watch Brennan DM an orgy

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            You say that and I laughed because I agreed at first. But then thought, “well that might actually be kinda fun” but probably moreso as a participant than a viewer

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              I would participate in D&D&O for the fun of it, but I would watch Brennan DM an orgy for entirely nonerotic reasons. I think it would just make excellent content. Lol

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    You forgot to say away again

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      A man painted blue says to another man "I'm afraid I just blue myself."

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      That episode is maximum cringe when you consider that the prostitute is played by Jason Bateman’s real-life sister

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        Haha TIL

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    Inside the card: $100 a week buys my silence. Tick tock, pops.

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    "Away! Blow this guy away!"

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    No… No it’s accurate.

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    As a matter of fact…

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