“Gay dads blow pops, another sucker. Oedipus was the first motherfucker.”
-Bo Burnham
Happy pride to your dad
I hear a Phil Collins song. Him singing ♫blowing it all away♫
Your dad sounds awesome!
This is brilliant
Happy pride!🏳️🌈

I also choose this guy’s dad.
I don’t know how it is now with Grindr being a thing, but i remember the Craigslist classifieds being full of married men (dads) looking for fellow dads as fishing/camping/exercise buddies that were interested in fucking from time to time. Yeah, it was horny, but I also found it as a sign that many dads are desperately lonely and isolated. I was a bit too young at the time, but today I’d be down. Maybe poker (or D&D) night with the boys that ends in a fun orgy?
D&D&O (dungeons and dragons and orgies) sounds fucking amazing.
Live now on Dropout starring Brennan Lee Mulligan
I would pay a large sum of money I do not have to watch Brennan DM an orgy
You say that and I laughed because I agreed at first. But then thought, “well that might actually be kinda fun” but probably moreso as a participant than a viewer
I would participate in D&D&O for the fun of it, but I would watch Brennan DM an orgy for entirely nonerotic reasons. I think it would just make excellent content. Lol
Away… Let’s blow these guys away!
You forgot to say away again

That episode is maximum cringe when you consider that the prostitute is played by Jason Bateman’s real-life sister
Haha TIL


Inside the card: $100 a week buys my silence. Tick tock, pops.
No… No it’s accurate.










