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binux@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

The ultimate commuting strategy

sh.itjust.works

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The ultimate commuting strategy

sh.itjust.works

binux@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Eresea@lemmy.world
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    Cremation is the future

  • Digit@lemmy.wtf
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    Or…

    Spaceships for everybody?

    Plenty space in space.

    Expanding faster than we could fill it.

    “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need ‘‘roads’’.” – E.Brown.

    “The only way is up!” – Yazz.

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      ive been patiently waiting for starfield in real life 😃

  • byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml
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    How about the water you need to make people grow from the ash?

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    Bats

    • Aneb@lemmy.world
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      This infograph is very compelling

  • rmuk@feddit.uk
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    Source: xkcd

    • Aneb@lemmy.world
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      He never misses

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    So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If you’re a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Someone go post this in FuckCars

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Do they fuck cars there?

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’m sure some of them would secretly like to

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    Lol … city and multiple traffic tickets to families … “You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed”

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      Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.

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        Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws … your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.

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    triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

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    Yeah but how do they look up Tom’s butthole?

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    What about “grinded”? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.

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      “It’s PEOPLE!”

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      Lol. Grinded

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        Brown chicken brown cow

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    …and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩

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      Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn’t actually burn very well.

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        gotta jerk’em first, get those fluids out

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        That’s why you gotta let the fuel dry out in the sun first

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    Nice roast

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    Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?

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