I read all the way to “is beginning to annoy him.” and immediately stopped giving a fuck.

Code Vomit.

Clanker code.

Spanking the code monkey.

SLOP++

Lobotomy as a Service.

Nothing wrong with “vibe coding”, “prompting”, “generating” or the other terms associated with using AI to generate something.

If you do proper quality assurance, and assume ownership and accountability it is your piece of work. If not, it’s AI slop.

Ass-coding

Slopware Engineering

How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)

What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?

Jerking off.

Subscription bugging.

NOT - coding.

Personally massaging the code