Didn’t they just remove limits so that Xi can serve as leader for the rest of his life?

I got news for you buddy, you’re not your mums favourite child

Bay leaves let that one person at dinner know, that you don’t like them

Seasoning

She must be the manliest woman ever!

Or millions making it up

The forbidden soft serve flavour

I think we can meet halfway and dump him in the ocean

Yeah, it’s just so sad that it’s believable some people genuinely hold that view

No, women having choice over whether they have sex is the problem. They are naturally less sex-reliant than males and it is only through parties restricting those choices that you see a spike after they leave office. /s

Piefighters

Not a waste, there’s tax dollars were funnelled to a local millionaire or billionaire through a “legitimate” purchase of goods and services. You don’t really think it would be that expensive to put up marquees in a swamp?

So they’re taking the money from the American people and then “generously” giving them back a portion of it and they say only to people who might financially need it. Almost like they’re taxing people and redistributing income to those in need. If it wasn’t for the hefty piece they’re taking off the top and the blatant buying of votes, it almost sounds like Socialism!!

I don’t have to rely on memes, because after my sister mentioned a couple of celebrity deaths in the family group chat, we nominated her to keep is informed of all celebrity deaths.

Hello Clarice

"I’ll put the 2 bricks in the evidence locker "

It is with great regret, i bear the news that this sign has been replaced.

I’ve already warned my family, if nukes start dropping in our area, I’m running towards the blast - I’m not hanging round to rebuild.