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And now you can only get hard to videos of medical trauma?

I’m just never sure what’s satire anymore

Till I tell the flight attendant, if they don’t stop them preaching, I’m gonna open the door and leave this plane

They already mentioned perverts

Idiots downvoting you are the exact reason we end up with so many laws that seem ridiculous. You’re exactly right, why would it be in her lap if she hadn’t been using? Saying she’s innocent because it wasn’t actively in her hand, is like saying you’re just carrying a bloody knife, but they didn’t catch you stabbing the guy, so too bad.

In Australia, your phone must be stowed or in an approved cradle when driving, because, people would be using their phone and then drop it in their lap when caught and try to claim they were just carrying it there. Not that it got them out of the fine, it just saved time with idiots arguing.

Which is why people mostly think “AI” will take over other jobs, but not theirs, cause it can’t even answer basic questions right on their field 🤔

<batman voice> But if you intolerate an intolerant, the number of intolerants in the world remains the same - mostly because they’re stupid asshats and won’t change their ways

Reminds me of the movie Multiplicity, clones of clones just getting dumber

Ah yes, the famously peaceful transition of Hong Kong

You’re just jealous of their long pinky

God works in mysterious ways, mostly it seems by delivering ammunition and enticing soldiers to shoot children for sport

He’s edging us all, with this will he won’t he

Yes, excessively complex contracts that large overpowered corporations get vulnerable people to sign. The massive imbalance in power and knowledge mean that it is rigged and the investors definitely took advantage of this.

I did think she was, but after that unprompted press conference where she specifically said she was not associated with known paedophile “Jeffrey Epstein and his associates” ^TM , i realised I’d been wrong about her

Having the word “Church” in their name was a dead give away

Am I still allowed to add the slur words if it helps me feel edgy?

Definitely the ecological devastation, the only reason I still remain with an Android phone is the ease of using my banking, it wouldn’t take much of the ads to offset that

Wait, they’re gonna take all the bullshit AI stuff i fight to constantly turn off and conveniently lock it off behind a paywall I’ll never subscribe to ? Can someone explain why this is bad?