god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
cd stomach && ls -acd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopiecd ..pwdlsls -adu -dh --max-depth=2rm -rf appendixecho hello worldcd ~/ ^Crm -rf /*^DThis incident will be reported.
From what logs?
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
At least take me out to coffee first…
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepYou don’t have to mansplain
but… but… that’s what the man is for… that’s all the man knows how to do…
It isn’t women’s fault that you don’t understand technical conversation
we don’t unzip, we tar
would
tar --helpcountSince a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.
They also failed to read “at most”.
It should, as long as you don’t try to abbreviate it as
tar -hthough… the short form istar -?which illustrates the joke nicelyIs
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
man command
I’d use tar -help and we’d all die
I use the mnemonic “extract ze file” for
tar -xzftar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
I would upvote but ‘unzip’? We only ‘gunzip’ or ‘tar xz’ here.
Decompress, mount, touch
7z e
> tar xz
> looks inside
> not xz
Zip? What year is this?
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
This is so embarassing
Holy fuck their creative team!
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
not as rar as you might hope it to be.
I did not give consent to be touched.
Sudo touch
(Very rapey)
sudo !!
I love this meme format so much lmao
grep this
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff… and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them…
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
Funny, haven’t had to do that since 1991…
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
Between what?
