https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2021-10-22/alec-baldwin-rust-camera-crew-walked-off-set

The camera crew walked out over gun safety. I’m not seeing anything about the armorer yet, so I may have misremembered.

Too late for that, I suspect.

But most importantly, don’t hire scabs. The union armorer staff walked off the set of Rust due to repeated safety violations. Instead of fixing the issues, management hired unqualified scabs and continued.

But don’t be stupid about it. Stash a date somewhere that you manually update every so often (so that it’ll stop being updated if you’re fired) and then add a bunch of random waits whose durations scale with the time since that date. If you’re worried that the code will be found, comment it with some bullshit about avoiding race conditions.

…and now I can’t use that idea, since this comment would be used in court. If I did it to a weapons manufacturer, they’d probably get the death penalty somehow.

Well South Africa outlawed apartheid, so they probably don’t want him back. Maybe Israel would take him?

Well, it is now. They’re running an i5-4460, though, so they probably didn’t buy the 580 recently.

Walgreens is in much worse shape than TRU was, though.

10, actually. 1-9 and an intermission with a different title.