Wheelchair people are clearly tiny here and must be helped by an Iron in the toilet

Chief O’Brian behind the counter

The Attack: How it works
Every time you open LinkedIn in a Chrome-based browser,

Stopped reading there

2. Nvidia, AMD and Intel give Donald Trump a big bag of money and demand they ban Lisuan GPUs from being used anywhere in western supply chains.

In the current climate, it doesn’t seem like he’d have the power to ban it anywhere but the US

Well he’s the king of an US state

Link for what? The thousands of drivers in the Linux kernel?

through the power of the decimal separator!

maybe they felt generous

Italian name. Grande means big, -oni is suffix for big (plural) so this guy is Biggy big Dino

Hmmm 400 eurodollars to upgrade mine to touchscreen? A bit too much, but maybe in the future…

No

I don’t think the meme refers to taxes

From ChatGPT or like from Bobby the intern?

ive used smart light bulbs in a botnet before

Yeah that’s why I never mentioned WiFi ones. Which can still be secured by not letting them access the rest of the network or the internet. That’s what we do in industrial automation, security standards for PLC software tend to suck, but that’s irrelevant if it can’t be reached.

and if you do a teardown on one of those locks you can probably get the firmware and uart to get the unlock function which you could use theoretically to unlock every single one

I don’t see how that’s relevant for a lock that’s inside an armoured door, it’s only accessible by disassembling the door, at which point unlocking it is moot.

And we see the results.

Lazy can be good, but sometimes you need hard work.

No, not just the US

You don’t know what you’re missing out on!

Again, my door is armored and I live in an apartment high up enough that climbing, while possible, is challenging.
Together with non-flashy vehicles and the complete absence of anything valuable (besides RAM!), we’re not an interesting target. Even if someone broke in they’d have to be an electronics enthusiast to find anything worth stealing.

Yeah but, at least in my country, cars can’t be on the road (which would be the internet in this case), without passing the periodic inspection.

ZigBee, Z-wave and Thread have virtually 0 attack surface from an IoT perspective, and even then what are they gonna do, do radio hacking to turn off and on my lights? It’s not like they can be used in a botnet.
Locks is a bit more risky as an endeavor, but again, it’s probably easier to pick the lock than hack it… Actually with the quality of many smart locks, smashing them is easier still.

Smart TVs are way more problematic devices for example, as soon as they stop receiving updates, you have a bunch of high-speed internet connected devices with unresolved exploits just sitting there waiting for the right chance.