An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?”
They make a nice server rack, for what it’s worth
nfkea is the new hotness
Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.
(Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)
Lol
is there any sequence of letters that can’t be read as fart in french? in don’t speak french so i say non
ipkea
I tried to shop there, but I wasn’t allowed to enter the store.
is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?
something something ipman
You guys won’t believe this, but the movie series “IP Man” has nothing to do with computers.
Maybe they’ll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.
So theres also a iphone?
Yes…for sharpening your knives.
I’ve never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.
I misconfigured my ipdoor and can’t get in anymore
This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.
it’s always DNS
I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.
The one in Ipswitch?
It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one
What’s ipdog?
I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.
Now that’s a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.
nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.
Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?
We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.
Even Ipsets.
Where can I get rainbowtables?
At the RAM bank.
Next to the gold pot at the end of a rainbow
Brilliant lol
















