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exu@feditown.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 16 hours ago

You wouldn't download furniture

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You wouldn't download furniture

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exu@feditown.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 16 hours ago
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    An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?”

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    They make a nice server rack, for what it’s worth

    https://wiki.eth0.nl/index.php/LackRack

  • mojo_raisin@lemmy.world
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    nfkea is the new hotness

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    Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.

    (Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)

    Lol

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      is there any sequence of letters that can’t be read as fart in french? in don’t speak french so i say non

  • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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    ipkea

    I tried to shop there, but I wasn’t allowed to enter the store.

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?

  • Robin@lemmy.world
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    something something ipman

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You guys won’t believe this, but the movie series “IP Man” has nothing to do with computers.

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      Maybe they’ll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.

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    So theres also a iphone?

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Yes…for sharpening your knives.

    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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      I’ve never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.

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    I misconfigured my ipdoor and can’t get in anymore

    • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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      This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.

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        it’s always DNS

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    I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.

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      The one in Ipswitch?

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      It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one

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        What’s ipdog?

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    I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.

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      Now that’s a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.

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        nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.

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        Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?

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      We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.

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    Even Ipsets.

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    Where can I get rainbowtables?

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      At the RAM bank.

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      Next to the gold pot at the end of a rainbow

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    Brilliant lol

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