I did not give consent to be touched.
Sudo touch
(Very rapey)
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepgod i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
cd stomach && ls -acd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopiecd ..pwdlsls -adu -dh --max-depth=2rm -rf appendixecho hello worldcd ~/ ^Crm -rf /*^DRecursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
At least take me out to coffee first…
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
we don’t unzip, we tar
I use the mnemonic “extract ze file” for
tar -xzfwould
tar --helpcountIt should, as long as you don’t try to abbreviate it as
tar -hthough… the short form istar -?which illustrates the joke nicelySince a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.
They also failed to read “at most”.
I’d use tar -help and we’d all die
Is
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
You don’t have to mansplain
but… but… that’s what the man is for… that’s all the man knows how to do…
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
I would upvote but ‘unzip’? We only ‘gunzip’ or ‘tar xz’ here.
7z e
Decompress, mount, touch
Zip? What year is this?
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
This is so embarassing
Holy fuck their creative team!
not as rar as you might hope it to be.
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff… and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them…
I love this meme format so much lmao
Between what?
Between what?
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
I know everyone is joking but this is my number two biggest reason I don’t move to Linux, the nonsensical abbreviations and syntaxs of Linux command lines.
I hate them so much. And it’s not like I haven’t been using it since the late 90s.
This meme is so true in that Windows/dos commands just made better linguistic sense.
What’s no. 1?
