If you have to act this tough, you’re just a pussy acting tough.
Fuck these little dick assholes.
How can you not look at actions like this and not think you are the baddies?
Crimestop.
Not surprised coming from our “Peace” President.
Cartoonish levels of villainy.
Ah, iconoclastic “traditionalists”: the oxymoronic morons of the century.
Mask off imperialism.
At least it’s honest.
Mask off imperialism.
Looks pretty fascist.
Coin collectors in 2000 years will have a blast! Not a nuclear blast though.
We are never recovering from this damage.
Oh those will be collectors items someday.
Also, why do we still have dimes?
At the rate inflation is about to go to they should have just preemptively done away with the quarter.
Why does lady Liberty look like an elf?
At least they’re consistent, I’ll give them that
They’re like little boys only with real instead of toy guns.
Even worse.
Their toy soldiers are real people. Most people know someone somehow that’s in the military
They’ve been blowing up fishermen from afar as a test run for playing with these ”toys”. They don’t care.
War mongers did what?
Before:
After, and only available for 2026:
In other news, the Treasury is drafting a new $1 coin with the fuck-knuckle on both sides
Drafted image (WIP)
The latter is literally illegal, and has been since 1866. No portraits or likeness of a living person may be put on US currency, bonds, or securities. For very good reason.
When has the law ever stopped these shit stains?
Haha do you guys remember laws
Honestly, making him eligible is entirely acceptable.
Like they tried to do in the image on the back of that “coin.” What a blown opportunity sigh
Pretty wild how people’s lives are still controlled by food chips in 2026.
Capitalism is hell.
A laser cutter could etch “TRAITOR” across his face in bulk
I’d like to find something anti-Donvict to stamp on all my paper money so it circulates with that on there.
Any ideas?
How much does a laser cutter cost?
Never done metal, but it looks like what people like for it is called a “fiber laser”
They seem to go for about $1400 but have not shopped around or tried to pick up a used one
Wow, they really want to emphasize the year 1776 for some unknown, totally not racist, sexist, ableist, eugenicist, fucked up reason…
Besides being illegal, that is not a very wise thing to do. Given enough time, the majority of those coins in circulation are going to be defaced. Of course, you’d have to be looney to use a coin for a dollar in the first place, but what do I know, eh?
looney
(I get the feeling the joke was intentional)
But the best bit is the two dollar coin, the tooney.
It definitely was haha, tucked the eh in at the end for an additional hint. I actually think they work quite nice.
I love a dollar coin. They last longer and are superior to paper. Love the Euro system. 1 and 2 euro coins, bills start at 5 euro
That was mostly a play on the Canadian dollar coin being called a looney, I actually think $1/$2 work well as coins.
So much easier to use in vending machines!
I fucking knew he’d try to put his face on currency, so glad it’s illegal however will that stop them?
I will happily throw these in the trash where they belong if I ever come across them.
Upgrade from ass-pennies to ass-dollars, then sell them to Magats online.
I’d gather them up and melt them down into ingots, then sell the ingot for scrap. It would probably become a net loss overall, but anything to rid the nation of that insufferable traitor’s visage on our currency.
Ew
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