And so some of the biggest real estate corporations in America pay him personally to make this go away. Just the same protection racket bullshit he did to Law firms and big tech companies. In the meantime, we get to watch conservatives suddenly start explaining why corporate landlords and Laissez-faire capitalism (but specifically for single family homes) are bad, without a single ounce of irony, until Trump gets his bribe money and they they can stop pretending they give a shit again. So that’ll be a thing.

Hopefully right after the elections but before January. That way he’ll live long enough to get to watch the GOP lose congress and several state legislatures/governorships (because of his uncountable failures, terrible policies, attempted treasonous autocratic takeover, and just being a fucking vile excuse for a human being) but not long enough to make JD president for less than half a term because that means he could only ever serve one more. Assuming that JD himself isn’t impeached and convicted and removed from office.

Next tell her that that text we were waiting on was made with only numbers on our phones. Her brain my come out her nose.

Cool features… wild name.

I… wh… sniffies?

Decided to use Santa as a strawman for “beaurocratic overreach and unfunded mandates”. What that has to do with Santa, why the hell Santa was the stand-in for his weird violent fantasizing, what exactly is meant to be funny about any of it, and why he decided to post these pictures publicly? Idk. Also, the implication of this is that he is angry to the point of desiring to do violence to beaurocrats, which is to say actual people in government. And he is wondering why people think he is unhinged.

Didn’t recognize him for a second. Skin not leathery and sweaty enough

Stephen Miller is an unabashed racist, white supremacist, and fascist who has turned his bigotry into national policy. He is a the puppeteer behind the entirety of Trump’s immigration policies. When this is over, he should be shot.

It’s a silly riddle that, for some reason, has stuck around in my head for decades, I think from an old tv show (anyone else remember Crashbox?). I remembered the answer immediately. So, this would be less of a test of my reasoning/problem solving skills, and more of a test of my ability to find and store vast amounts of useless trivia and instantly recall it decades after the fact. If that’s what you’re hiring for, I’m your guy!

Can be, but often isn’t

The purpose is, ostensibly, to prevent some form of miscarriage of justice or an over harsh sentencing. Think the guy who they tried to charge with a felony for harmlessly throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, if they had managed to convict instead of failing to even get an indictment. Or it could also be used to retroactively forgive people convicted of breaking a law that has since been overturned. Like if they decriminalize weed possession, those already convicted while the law was in place don’t automatically get their sentences overturned.

But it is a power that should be rarely needed, judiciously applied, and have sensible guardrails on it. But the founders were confident that the people wouldnt elect self centered autocrats, that congress and the courts wouldn’t be filled with sycophants, opportunists, and cowards, and that the public wouldn’t stand for blatant corrupt uses of presidential powers. But here we are.

Frankly, if we can’t stop blatantly corrupt abuse of the pardon powers or even have basic limitations on it (like no self pardons) then that power should be amended out of the constitution.

There’s a reason Trump was on his mind at the endm

Stephen Miller has erupted at “blatant jury nullification”

Jury nullification is entirely legal and built into the American justice system. Jury decision to nullify is final and protects from unjust application of laws. Cry about it, Nazi.

Inside a whole raw onion before shoving that up your ass

Onions are vile and I’ll tell you where you can shove your judgement.

Hard pass.

Counter point. Onions are vile and make eating out a constant annoyance for me because they’re in everything.

I hate onion. I dont cook it. Can’t stand the smell of it. Best case scenario, I use onion powder in something. I still get these comments, so… no.

Propogation of Errors by Bleak Knowledge About Coding

…In 1993, apparently? Given the clothes, hair, and background decor.