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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·2 months agoDidn’t Mary and Joseph live together before they were married?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 months agoIt was acceptable because Mary could do sick ollies at the half pipe
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·edit-22 months agoNo, they just had a baby in a cave together and claimed it was a virgin birth. Seriously though, I thought they were married?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoI feel like if they were married it would have been expected that mary wasn’t a virgin
minus-squareCXORA@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 months agoThey get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoSo Jesus was a bastard?
minus-squareCXORA@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoDid you think Mary and god were married before today?
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoI get the feeling most Christians seem to think so.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago have other children…catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin Joe be like “You’re pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?” {Walks away, muttering angrily “…while I’m getting NOTHING…”}
minus-squareParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThat’s right and then the virgin Jesus rose from the dead in a manger and they rolled away the lamb of god
Didn’t Mary and Joseph live together before they were married?
It was acceptable because Mary could do sick ollies at the half pipe
No, they just had a baby in a cave together and claimed it was a virgin birth.
Seriously though, I thought they were married?
I feel like if they were married it would have been expected that mary wasn’t a virgin
They get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)
So Jesus was a bastard?
Did you think Mary and god were married before today?
They got married today?
Oh no, married has been got?!
I get the feeling most Christians seem to think so.
Joe be like “You’re pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?” {Walks away, muttering angrily “…while I’m getting NOTHING…”}
Just Biff
That’s right and then the virgin Jesus rose from the dead in a manger and they rolled away the lamb of god