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minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·edit-22 months agoNo, they just had a baby in a cave together and claimed it was a virgin birth. Seriously though, I thought they were married?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoI feel like if they were married it would have been expected that mary wasn’t a virgin
minus-squareCXORA@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 months agoThey get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoSo Jesus was a bastard?
minus-squareCXORA@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoDid you think Mary and god were married before today?
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoI get the feeling most Christians seem to think so.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago have other children…catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin Joe be like “You’re pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?” {Walks away, muttering angrily “…while I’m getting NOTHING…”}
minus-squareParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThat’s right and then the virgin Jesus rose from the dead in a manger and they rolled away the lamb of god
No, they just had a baby in a cave together and claimed it was a virgin birth.
Seriously though, I thought they were married?
I feel like if they were married it would have been expected that mary wasn’t a virgin
They get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)
So Jesus was a bastard?
Did you think Mary and god were married before today?
They got married today?
Oh no, married has been got?!
I get the feeling most Christians seem to think so.
Joe be like “You’re pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?” {Walks away, muttering angrily “…while I’m getting NOTHING…”}
Just Biff
That’s right and then the virgin Jesus rose from the dead in a manger and they rolled away the lamb of god