• DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    Also, as far as ‘cucked’ goes.

    It’s an open secret in NYC that he divorced Marla [wife#2, Tiffany’s mother] after he caught her with a member of his security team.

    He paid the guy who slept with his wife.

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      4 days ago

      It’s the same as someone who bought a medal of honor at a deceased estate garage sale and thinking that you earned a medal of honor…

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      To be fair her thinking was that if she just give him that hunk of metal and he overthrows the government it would be absolutely worth it.

      And to me that doesn’t make me look in a bad way on her.

      But unfortunately the joke is on her, he has no intention of doing it (he is fine with regime, he just wanted to get the oil). And he already is showing this by forgetting her name.

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    If Zelensky announced that they had started building a gigantic gilded statue of the Orange One in Kiev, there would probably be a US guarded no-fly zone over entire Ukraine as soon as the first carrier could get close enough. And they:d be loading Tomahawks and all the other gear Ukraine has requested for transport within few hours.

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    4 days ago

    Has the vibes of Putin stealing a superbowl ring, but less power move and more pathetic desperation.

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    5 days ago

    The worst part of this administration isn’t all the crazy shit they’re coming up with and implementing. It’s all the people like this that are bending over backwards to appease him like a spoiled rich child that didn’t get enough birthday presents and reinforcing the behavior.

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    4 days ago

    I’m going to preface with this with I know it’s not actually going to happen this way so don’t worry about replying to tell me how stupid it is, it’s just a dream.

    How wonderful would it be if she coated the metal in anthrax (or some similar instant death substance that’s super sneaky) and then stuck it in that stupid frame, knowing that they would check it for explosives but that Trump would want it so bad he wouldn’t let them keep it for any long period of time and when he’s hiding away in his room feeling cool about himself he opens it up and puts it on and then dies a fast but horrible death? I’d love that. Fast because I just want the fucker dead.