Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽
Anyway if you thought it was AI like me, thankfully it’s not. It’s some cosplay group called gothic.losangles on Insta.
Edit: Here’s a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV
You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
No way Santa might finally give me what I’ve been asking for the past 5 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣

lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohard
Lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohardbutdont
He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!
I don’t think he’s “taking” anything. It’s not his fault they flock to him.
They want to turn him. Move that N to the end.
Sata Clausen
Hahaha, I love it.
more like “sata clausn”
Of course he has to, how else is he going to give them to you for christmas?
“And what’s this squirming bag under the tree?? You guys! You didn’t!”
Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?
Called a Drow.
Pic for reference:

Hilariously I thought it was nuns at first glance
I need them all to just…live in my house.
Google: How to attract a flock of goths?
Pretty sure it’s a “murder” of goths.
A “seance” of goths!
Coven of goths
A Cobb of goths. Obviously… Smh
A “Daddy Issues” of goths
“A therapy” of goths, then?
Perfect
It’s a cleavage on the ground, or a spill on the water.
Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.
This poster Romans!
Become a goth girl. In my experience, that’s the way to do it.
Google: How to attract a flock of goths?
Be Roman in Greece.

You forgot the garlic butter, I’m falling for that plain toast.
is the garlic toast for aroace people?
I believe so, I personally don’t hang around much in aro spaces so I can’t really say if it’s possible just the fighter aces.
Be the goth girl you want to see in your house. That’s my plan.
Homeboy about to sleigh some shit
Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas … and it will be worth it.
The coal will never burn as hot
As propane?
Oh man if one of them farted in my direction I would ruin my santa pants.
I…

I just. Don’t even know how to feel about this comment. The name… paired with it… along with the similar username…
Oh I didn’t realise it WASN’T the individual with the username until you pointed it out. We’ve gotten used to strange things on lemmy
I would ruin my santa pants.
It’s poop, isn’t it…
Santa, can I, 👉👈, see that specific naughty list, please?
Ho, ho, ho. Ho.
This Santa has one extra.
(j/k)
Hey OP, can you use this link instead? https://imginn.com/p/DSD4mSUEqEf/
This way you can look without an insta account :)

Great site indeed 😂
Oh shit, I’ve never seen anything like that when I open it on Firefox with uBlock Origin:

Yeah I figured that was probably the case. My experience was opening through the Voyager iOS app
Funnily enough, I spent like 5-7 mins before posting trying to get both imginn.com and imginn.io to pull up the reel, and they both said nope. I tried fiddling with uBlock Origin, but it didn’t work, and both IronFox and Vanadium wouldn’t load it. So I gave up and assumed they broke or smth.
I’ll still edit the post with the imginn.com link though 👍
That shit literally froze my phone with all the popups.
The imginn link or the insta one? Insta is terrible, but I’ve not had any issues with imginn
Same, but I have ublock origin enabled. Sounds like it’s a necessity.
Snapinsta is another Instagram frontend, but afaik it doesn’t have direct links to a post that could be shared (everyone will have to paste the original link by hand).
So… drows?
Santa stole my present, he better run
Santa’s got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He’s probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.
I have super strength, I shoot lasers through my eyes and I can fly so yeah santa is in trouble.
So they are ‘cosplaying’ as goth hotties? I don’t think much cosplaying is involved there.
nah, folks🧵 forget St.Nick bagged the OG ᚷᚩᚦ















