So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.
Co-op or PvP?
FFA
PvP, obviously.
Co-op
No shit.
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up behind me and hits my head with a large hammer
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye
What a shitty design.
Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.
end-to-end
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
Seriously tho: I can understand why certain tech things might need a camera; if the toilet is able to accurately bidet the shit off my asshole with laser precision I can understand it might need to see all the dingleberries… But why the fuck does it have to send the camera data anywhere? Keep that shit local, confined to the device itself.
It analyses your shit and cross checks against the Bristol stool chart.
It then has either Metamucil or a block of cheese delivered to your house as needed.
ERROR: Too much blood detected in sample.
c/StallmanWasRight
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.
That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
Literal shit post
Shit shorts, ShitTok?
um, couldn’t you just look down at your shit, or take your own picture on your smart phone to compare to other poop images on the web? Like why the fuck would anyone need a toilet camera?
Might drop phone into the shitty toilet! But if the camera is specifically designed for my toilet, can’t drop it in! What an amazing product idea for people like me! Also, I don’t tell you your hobbies are dumb. If you’re curious, I have a graphed some data showing my normal distribution of bristol scale output for the last few years. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to fish the phone out of the toilet to collect that data (don’t worry, it’s waterproof, so it gets rinsed off during the flush).
