I don’t like to judge idiots too harshly, but if you bought a product marketed as an encrypted toilet camera you deserve whatever happens to you
Real gangsters use full fledged Dahua & go2rtc as their toilet camera
Adding the vids of my toilet to the vids the roomla made. It all comes together.
If there’s someone out there that gets off on watching me poop let them. (I’m a 310 pounds 40 year old.)
Wait, this technology wasn’t an onion article or a fever dream? WTF Kohler, how much money did you waste on this tech and supporting infrastructure?!
I will never be surprised by insecure IoT devices.
The S in IoT stands for security
Lol perfect, I like that.
I guess they need to train the AI to better differentiate between gut issues and last night’s borscht.
They invented an internet poop camera and people actually buy it?!
The person who got this done is persuasive as fuck and should be in sales, not R&D.
My toilet picked a fine time to update the flapper valve driver, I’ve got a surprise swirl with a peak above the water and a blood clot on top that really needs to go before company shows up.
If you wanna log your logs the old fashioned way with just a spreadsheet:
Date / time
- Small / medium / large
- Bristol Scale
- color
- could also add odor or discomfort if you’re worried about that
On a second spreadsheet in that workbook, keep a food diary, because that’s gonna provide a LOT of context (and you might discover some ways to be nicer to your tummy).
Literally a shit post. Well done sir.
Considering there has been a massive wave of smart cameras everywhere in and outside homes in the past and especially recently getting “hacked”, it’s not a stretch that randomly picking cameras to look through could yield a droopy balls and veiny cock jumpscare
To this very day, with only the slightest amount of technical knowledge, you can log onto people’s existing devices, watch their video feeds, initiate print jobs, etc.
A ‘haha im hax0r’ amusement from 20+ years ago is still going strong.
If you’re hacking a toilet camera, you deserve whatever horrors you find.
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
Jokes on the intern?
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
Wait, it stores it?
I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
Now there’s a business plan
Why just pictures?
I think another type of device is necessary here.
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up behind me and hits my head with a large hammer
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye
No shit.
