Carl’s Jr, fuck you!
Y’all still have Quiznos?
Dude, I would fucking love to get a fucking chicken carbonara sub again. I got one a few years ago in an airport (I wanna say Denver?) It was whimsical.
They haunt our dreams
Inexplicably my tiny shit hole town has one still. It’s in between a dentist office and a sex shop.
Still one in the Denver airport so it isn’t totally gone.
Was thinking the same thing, we lost our last one like 15 years ago. Actually really liked their subs, but I’ll always think of those terrible ads with the Spongmonkeys. No idea wtf they were thinking with greenlighting those.
Guerilla advertising
It’s dumb but iconic/memorable
You see Spongmonkey, you think of Quiznos
They are realistically selling a sandwich, something quite generic.
Options to have your 2000s sub shop’s ad be remembered:
- Nightmare fuel puppets
- Pedophile
Turns out Quiznos chose correctly
I haven’t seen any of those in ages
Shouldn’t McSlave be on top?
is 4 homeless drug addict?
4: Star of a true crime podcast
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