At least one person gets it

Alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

Why would Joe Biden do this?

This particular one is clearly not ornery.

I’m using Grok to raise my kids. They’ve learned tons of important lessons about who controls the media.

I mean, he can just have her offed in prison too.

My dude, the reason we had to take our shoes off was this guy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid

He successfully got bombs in his shoes onto a transatlantic flight and was trying to light the fuse with a match. It wouldn’t light because they had gotten wet. Passengers ended up subduing him. There was / is an actual threat there. Imo this is just so they can get some false flag bombings going to expand executive overreach.

They can come knocking all they want, but you are not legally required as an heir to pay that debt. Surely there are a few exceptions like mortgage payments (if u wanna keep the house), but personal debts like credit cards? Not your problem.

I gave him a dollar

Nah, just pasting the text

That’s exactly what I did on the last job I applied to. I used a prompt along the lines of "I’m applying for a job. Here’s the job description paste job description here’s my resume paste resume. Please format it to best fit this job description. It knocked it out of the park, and filled it with all the stupid buzzwords I’d need to get through the application filter. The company is an AI company. If they have a problem with me using AI to make my resume better, they’re missing the point.

I drop that reference all the time and no one ever gets it.

By the same guy who manipulated the election.

Since the last one that is

Mine is really close to one of the ones on least common. 16 year old me dun good I guess.

Eh, half of them are probably iPhone users. I’m boutta be a $40aire baby!

All these years later, apparently Mitch was wrong and they are letting the alfalfa sprout guy in.

Damn, I’m 4 hours late

Shrimp is also bugs