I for one applaud the heroes at ICE for keeping us safe from this baby. The baby was coming right for them. They were clearly acting in self defense. I heard one of them suffered internal ego puncture. I wish these patriots a speedy recovery.

• the president probably.

They already did in '24.

And the 3/4 that are left will be slowly shifted right as they Fox Newsify it.

Why was it closed though?

Fuck it, I sent him 5 bucks.

My wife loves to buy things that are either not dishwasher safe, or too big to fit in the dishwasher. Then she leaves them in the sink dirty and never washes them. Then those items magically disappear when I inevitably get pissed about the oversized water jug in the sink and throw it out. She will then buy the exact same thing a few months later. I have told her countless times that if she’s going to buy things that aren’t compatible with the dishwasher, I’m not washing them for her, but she continues to buy them.

And my removable battery, expandable storage, and IR blaster please.

Probably just a smoke screen for Trump '28 where Trump runs as VP, and Bannon resigns

Ngl, when people spoke of abolishing ICE in years past, I thought it was an extremist take. I was always of the mindset that you can’t just have an open border, and you need someone to man the border. Having said that, this current iteration needs to be abolished in every way, shape, and form.

I’d also wonder how many pardoned J6ers are on their ranks.

AI is not helpful to society

The guy from the Epstein files?

Gen Z mahomes cut

Plummeting all the way to… pulls chart… $1.21 higher than it was a month ago

People don’t fucking get it. Democracy is fucking over. There is no changing minds and getting 'em on the next election. Trump was wildly unpopular after J6. Project 2025 was wildly unpopular. This is a coup. They stole the election in '24 just like they tried to do in '20, and did do in '16. We have an unelected dictator in the White House. He’s not going to leave willingly. Why do you think they’ve turned everything up to 11? They have no intention of leaving. Not willingly anyway, and they don’t give a flying fuck about the will of the people. Think about it, do you really think even 30% of this country is Maga? Yes, obviously you have your moron uncle and his idiot kid here and there, but the silent majority was never fucking real. It was a vocal minority amplified by bots and trolls which we saw recently with the Twitter location scandal pointing out that all the prominent maga accounts are in fucking Swaziland or some other bullshit country.

Joe Biden’s DOJ letting this traitor back into the White House is very likely the end of our Republic as we know it. We’ve been waiting over a year almost for someone to step up and do something, but it’s not happening. Mark my words, the only way Donald leaves the presidency is in a box (be it by natural causes or otherwise) and when that happens, more sycophants will take his place. We aren’t getting out of this by marching peacefully in the streets. They just blasted someone in the face for doing less than that. I honestly don’t know how we get out of this, and I fucking hate it.

I’ve been hitting em with iron sights the whole time! My buddy has the laser tho, and it is useful

If you’re planning on implementing all that heinous shit, do you think you care about winning an election fair and square?

Yeah, cleanup is annoying, but I think it’s worth it.

Back in college, I parked mine closeish to downtown and campus. I was running late and going to miss the bus for an away lacrosse game. Normally I’d walk or skate but I knew I was going to miss the bus if I did, so I booked it on the bike, barely making it on time. I parked it in the closest bike rack with a U Lock and when I came back into town 3 days later someone kicked the shit out of it. The wheels were destroyed, but the frame was salvageable. It was either a thief that was angry they couldn’t get past the lock, or just some drunk idiot who thought it’d be funny to kick a bike. People suck… I had to spend a hundred bucks or so that I didn’t have on new wheels.

Pro tip, you can mix kosher salt in with table salt for a deadlier load.